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Zeus : so I overthrew my and chronos overthrew his dad 

Gaia : yes that was what was said

Zeus: you said that I could have a child that could overthrow me

Rhea: that's what Gaia said 

Zeus: * goes creates more gods and demigods* what could possibly go wrong


Hades: *to Thanatos * who is your mother Thanatos 

Thanatos: *to hades* nyx the goddess of the night 

Hades: then who's you dad then 

Thanatos:  oh he's Erebos the god of darkness 

 Persephone: wait how did the gods of darkness and night creat a god of death 

Athena: better question how did we not get done with Zeus poop

Artemis : and over throw him 


Charon: hey hades have you seen my brother 

Hades: wait you have a brother 

Charon: yes how did you not know you know him

Hades: who is he then Charon

Thanatos: hey hades and oh Charon mom called 

Hades : Thanatos is your brother 

Charon: yep 



Chaos: so I contributed nyx and Erebos to this mess 

Also chaos: I'm going to take a nap now a long one 

Nyx : so wait is he going to leave us alone 

Erebos: yep 

Nyx : good lord Erebos where did you come from

Erebos : the kitchen you want coffee 



Avatar kory: Greek mythology loves threes 

Avatar kory: the three Virgin goddess Athena, Artemis and Hestia 

Avatar kory: the fates Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos

Avatar kory: and the merry crack head trio Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus


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