/[|𝒯𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝐻𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃|]\

Not a chapter... kinda

So I had the pleasure of reading something so cursed yet so beautiful today.

Annnnndddddd.... Well I couldn't stop thinking about it all day.

So I turned it into a thing.?..?? I'm not even sure what it is. No one asked for this and no probably wanted this but I'm going to gift it to you anyways.

Fair warning it's hella short.😬😬😬

"LEVIATHAN!!!!.... YOU DON'T HAVE A LAST NAME BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!!!" Shouted the tall human as he ran into the common room, an angered look on his face.

Everyone visibly jumped as they had never seen M/n act this way before. Levi sunk into the couch as he sat there terrified of what he could have possibly done to evoke the wrath of the usually calm and collected male.

"Y-yes M/n? Wha—what's wrong?" The blue-haired demon said through a shaky voice. "Oh. I think you KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!!" "M/n please just calm down we can ta-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PRIDEFUL BITCH! THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU." The e/c eyed male shouted, cutting off Lucifer.

The brothers were now even more terrified of what was going on. No one spoke to Lucifer that way. Lucifer himself was a little uneasy but couldn't say anything because of the pact forcing him to stay silent.

"2 things Levi. 2 things. 1. WHY ARE YOU SELLING YOUR BATH WATER?!??" Everyone gave a shocked and almost disgusted look in Levi's direction while Levi himself sat there sweating and embarrassed.

"AND 2. WHEN WE'RE YOU GONNA TELL ME HUH??!?" "W-what do you mean?" Levi asked with a look of confusion.

"What do I mean? What I mean is I'm interested in buying your product and I'm really upset you didn't tell me about it." The tall male said in a much calmer tone.

Several of the brothers choked on their spit as they processed what came out of M/n's mouth. Levi felt heat rise to his face at those words.

"I'm sorry what?" Satan asked through fits of coughing. "I said what I said. Like I get it a man's gotta find ways to make money. And I have money."

The human then pulled out a stack of cash from behind his back. "Unholy hell M/n!!! How much money do have there??!!" Asmo shouted out in complete and utter shock from the size of the stack.

"Oh it's only $5,000." "Only 5,000???! Where did you even get this much money?!" Asmo responded.

"Oh Mammon owes me a lot of money. He's slowly paying it back. Isn't that right Mammon? You're paying it back right?" M/n asked, his words slowly growing more menacing.

"R-right! Yes! I'm paying it back!" Mammon quickly stuttered out, afraid of what could happen if he didn't.

"Alright that's understandable, Mammon owes everyone money. But I didn't realize that he owes this much money." Satan said slightly amused at how much money Mammon owed.

"So are we willing to do business.? I mean I got $5,000 to spend." M/n asked the avatar of envy.

Levi thought about it for a moment before he answered, "Yes. How much do you want?"

"Your entire stock please."

"M/n no that's disgusting." Lucifer finally said.

"M/n yes." Was all the human said.

I was supposed to publish this yesterday but I guess I forgot. But now that this cursed idea is out of my system I can focus on the requests.

I'm very sorry about this.

Anyway byeeeeee!😚❤️