random headcanons

tsukishima kei

mr. beanpole, and shocker shocker i also simp for him <3

- he would definitely call you shortcake, shorty, essentially teasing nicknames

- he makes fun of people for being short

- he and yamaguchi literally are known for roasting people in school

- he has hit his head on door frames a couple of times

- would bicker with you

- never really tells you he loves you, but is the type to put a blanket over you if you pass out studying or working and take off your glasses (if you have) or put you in your bed

- however when he does tell you he loves you, that is when he is at his most vulnerable

- you guys would be the argument/power couple, no one wants to mess with you cause y'all could make them cry

- he'll gives you his jerseys and jackets and thinks you look fucking adorable in them

- he has a dinosaur key chain

- he gives me jeep vibes like he'd drive a jeep

- he likes star wars

- he also really likes astronomy, he knows all of the constellations and stars

- he'll take you out on dates to go watch the stars if there is a special something happening

- he is oddly really into animal crossing

- he does not like pda

- he plays sudoku

- he has a dinosaur stuffed animal

- i feel like he had a pet hamster when he was six but it died like a week after he got it and he was traumatized

- he used a 3-in-1 shampoo until high school

- he doesn't fit his bed, like his legs dangle over the edge

- he'll have anything strawberry

- he doesn't like grape flavoured stuffs

- he has thrown a ball at kageyama's face and then just walked off like nothing happened

- kageyama usually dodges it but one fated time during their third year, it hit him square in the face

- yamaguchi had to break them up, but everyone was lowkey kinda laughing

- he likes to be on top of you if you guys are cuddling (boobs)

- he'll critique the characters and everything about the movie/tv show he is watching

- his spotify is just wow, so clean, so nice, so organized, and his music taste is magnificent

- he has made specific playlists for you and yamaguchi

- he looks so much kinder with his glasses off

- he likes to read

- which means bookstore and library dates

- doesn't like coffee, he drinks tea and makes it a personality trait

- until you, he never got out of the talking stage

nsfw *lipbites aggressively* (time skip so it's not illegal)

- very much a switch but prefers to be in control

- if you start to grab the sheets, he'll grab your hands and hold them down

- leaves marks in places you can't hide on purpose

- adores when you scratch out his back

it's always the blonds but he seems like a good person to pull an enemies to lovers with