[DISCONTINUED]I hate you... not really (Willow Wolf x Male Reader)

Y/N vs Tankman

I don't own any of the photos or characters in this story except for Y/N. Blah Blah Blah Night In The Woods belongs to it's creators, Piggy belongs to Minitoons, and Tankmen belongs to their creators 

""= dialog

''= thoughts

**= actions

today's chapter might get a little "fluffy" but other than that it should be SFW

Let's go

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It was a new day and you wake up(without opening your eyes) you then press your face against what you assume to be your pillow, however you open your eyes to find that your face was in Willow's bewbs, you then promptly get a nose bleed. To get your mind off of the current events you decide to make some- 

scout: "Pancakes!"

ToxicFox/Me(Tox) : "I'm sorry I thought this was the story of Y/N and his wolf wifu, not a douchebag who ruins the entire story with his negligence."

-TAKE 2-

You decide to make some pancakes. You make the batter, make little heart shapes with the batter, and cook it until light and fluffy, you then put the finished pancakes on two separate plates.

Willow: "I smell pancakes OwO"

Y/N: "Here you go."

Willow: "Aw they're shaped like hearts, that's adorable."

Y/N: "Like you"

Scout: "Get a room you two."

Tox: "What the hell? get out"

Tox throws a microwave at scout

-Take 3-

After you and Willow eat breakfast you decide to go to the party barn to see if there is a band practice

-At the party barn-

Y/N:

Bea: "Oh, it's you two."

Mae: "Let's just get on with this band practice"

Y/N: "Can I play too?"

Angus: "Can you play an instrument?"

Y/N: "I can sing."

Bea: "Angus is already our singer dipsh!t."

Y/N: "Yeah he's our LEAD singer, we can play a song that doesn't have just one"

Gregg: "Sounds good."

-After practice-

Gregg: "Wow"

Angus: "That was amazing" 

Bea: "It was pretty good"

Willow: "Pretty good?!?! It was d@mn near perfect!"

Y/N: "We should probably head to the party now."

Bea: "I'll drive"

Mae: "Will your car even fit all of us?"

Willow: "I'll sit on Y/N's lap"

Everyone(except Willow): "...what"

Willow: "Oh did I say that out loud?"

-At the party-

Wile at the party the group sees two soldier looking guys chatting wile one of them gives them glances 

Soldier one: "Steve hold my beer. HEY YOU."

Y/N: "Are you talking to me."

Soldier one: "Yes I'm talking to you, let's dance you little sh!t"

Steve: "Captain, I don't think that's a good Idea."

Captain: "Shut you're trap Steve"

Steve: "You black and white son of a gun"

Y/N: "Are we going to dance or what?"

Captain: "You're going to dance, I'm going to sing"

Y/N: "Ok"

You and Captain play "High Effort Ugh" while Willow was sitting on the speakers and bobbing her head from side to side(Kind of like GF from FNF) and a crowd was forming

Captain: "Pretty lit moves for a guy who's simping over a furry lady with a fat a$$."

Most of the people in the crowd give Captain a look that said "No one will ever respect you", Willow gets flustered by his words, and Mae looks like she's about to smash this guy's skull in with a baseball bat

Captain: "What? Ok, clearly you guys have never made any dirty jokes"

You and captain then play "Guns"

Captain: "God effing d@mn it, well played you little sh!t, but lets see if you can dance your way out of this!"

You and Captain are playing "Stress" while Willow is getting drunk by watered down beer that is only 47% alcohol

Captain: WHAT?!?! NO F*CKING WAY! THIS IS BULL$HIT! NEXT TIME WE MEET YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!

Steve: "Captain, calm down, take a deep breath."

Captain: "Ok, lets get out of here, Steve, start up the tank."

Steve: "There may be a problem with that."

Captain: "YOU LOST HER AGAIN?!?!"

Steve: "On the bright side I found this copy of Titanic!"

Captain: "AUGGGGGGG!"

-Meanwhile literally 2 meters away-

Random dude: "What is this beautiful machine? I feel like it's calling me."

-TANKMEN EPISODE 1 1/2: NOT THIS SH!T AGAIN-

Bea: "Well that was eventful."

Everyone except Willow: "Agreed"

Y/N: "Has anyone seen Willow?"

Willow(Drunk): "High there hott boi, wanna go out sometimez?"

Y/N: "Willow hon, we're already dating."

Willow(Still drunk): "I'll take that as a yussssss."

Y/N: "We should get you home."

Willow(Drunk): "Carre meh."

Y/N: "Ok" 

Willow hops onto your back

-At the treehouse-

Y/N: "Lets get you to bed."

Willow: "Ok daddy"(yes that kind you unholy children)

Y/N: "what?"

Willow: "Itz getten kinda hot in here"

Y/N: "Take your jacket off."

Willow: "Okey"

You and Willow then go to sleep.

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Hello there! sorry if this chapter was a little late but I was at a cabin for a while and my laptop WiFi was dog water so I couldn't write, anyways I hope you enjoyed todays chapter, don't worry I won't let things get this saucy next time, anyways, I'll see you next time, BYE!!!!

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