Fox was bored out of his fuckin mind so he decided to go to Birerger King
Fox: "MmMmMmmnMnsbmmm me want.... borger...."
Cashier: "Ok sir, here you go one burgrer"
Fox: "Thankm you"
Fox then ate his boyga, it tasted good yummmm
And then he had to take a piss so he wejnt to the bathroom
In the bathroom he found dog crying on the bathroom floor
Fox: "Why are you crying on the bruger king bathroom floor"
Dog: "Because they made my gurger so good that Im now sad"
Fox: "You idiot thats not something to be crying about look on the bright side you ar fulle and it tasted good"
Dog: "But I am now sad that I have no more burergs"
Fox: "Fine we will order more bargers"
Dog: "Yay"
And so they ordered more murgers and proceeded to die of a heatrt attack
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Fox goes to Burger King
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