Noah was coloring in his coloring book and he look across the room out his window
"Wow it's hot out today"
He looked back down at his picture which was of Dora and Boots kissing
"What the fuck is this shit"
ThAtS wHeN hIs MoM wAlKeD iN aNd SiGhEd
"Your still coloring in that?"
"ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"
"GET OVER IT NOAH CAMERON SCHNAPP YOU WILL NVER BE A PROFESSIONAL"
"GET THE FUCK OUT" He screeched
His mom spanked him and he did a 360 to China and was never to be seen again
