𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 - Katsuki Bakugo.

𝘒𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘥

You:
Sorry- Fell asleep I guess.

Kona:
It's okay!
Hope you slept well ^-^

You:
... Thanks I guess..

Kona:
No problemo broblemo!

You:
The fuck?

Kona:
Nevermind ^.^

You:
Whatever weirdo. So... What are you doing today??

Kona:
Not much, you?

You:
Not particularly, though shitty hair and raccoon
eyes have been trying to drag
me along to some movie for weeks now.

Kona:
*blink* who?

You:
.....Did you just *type* 'blink'?

Kona:
Yes.

You:
....
Anyways. Shitty hair and raccoon eyes are two of
my classmates that always hand around me.
Their names are Kirishima and Ashido or some shit.

Kona:
Those aren't very plus ultra nicknames ):

You:
🙄 Whatever

Kona:
):

You:
So what do you look like? 🤨

Kona:
I have blue hair and red eyes?

You:
Oh, you have red eyes too? Cool I guess

Kona:
I guess people say they look stupid on me

You:
Hah?! What do you mean??
Red eyes look bad ass on anyone! 💥💥

Kona:
Oh..thanks I guess

You:
No need to thank me. I'm just stating facts 💅💅💅

Kona:
O-okay

You:
Look at what Koko did today 🤦‍♂️

Kona:
awww pod doggo ):

You:
She's adorable but really dumb sometimes

Kona:
She's precious

You:
Yes she is. So how are you today?
(Aizawa sensei is making me ask.)

Kona:
I'm good how are you!?

You:
Decent I guess, I jbdgic

Kona:
You what now?

You(?):
I'm doing great! 😁

Kona:
Okay...?

You(?):
Soooooo~ How old are you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kona:
Uh is this bakugo?

You(?):
WHAT?! What makes you think I'm not bakubro?
I MEAN BAKUGO!

Kona:
-.-

You:
Darn T^T

Kona:
Hello new person!

You:
Hello! So your bakubros partner?

Kona:
That's meeeeeee

You:
Is your name *actually* dolphin boy???
Because that seems like a weird think to name someone.

Kona:
No my name is Kona Fiju!

You:
Well that makes more sense, lol. Bakubabe has your name set as dolphin boy 🙄
lemme fix that!

You:
Soo~ how are you getting along with our little Pomeranian?

Kona:
He's cool!

You:
Good~ You know you two ought to get along well
considering bakubabe stayed
up till 10 talking to you the other day~~~ 😉 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kona:
What's that supposed to mean?

You:
Well bakubabe almost *never* stays up past 8:30, so you *had* to have made some kind of impression Kona~

Kona:
He probably just wanted to good on the assignment thing

You:
Pooh! That's probably true but it's not *nearly* as fun
to tease him about being a nerd now is it? Ndhshhey2h

Kona:
I'm confused? And they didn't say much

You:
Good. I will be right back. I have some idiots to murder.

Kona:
Don't hurt them!

(Bakugou is offline)

Kona:
Oh-