(So I forgot about kyouya mitsurugi so I'm just gonna do a flashback with him in it, sorry for forgetting the simp)
Guild
Rose POV:Me and kazuma and Megumin were all sat in the guild waiting for the rest of the party to turn up, I was bored so I turned to kazuma
Rose: so Kazuma, Megumin tell me what you all were doing just before I came
Kazuma: well went on a quest Y/N started bullying aqua and he was gonna kill some guy
Rose: what was the quest
Megumin: well...
Kazuma: it went like this...
Flashback before the fight with the dullahan
Kazuma POV:Kazuma: so does anyone know where Y/N disappeared off to again...
Aqua: who cares we need to go on a quest
Megumin: something with lots of small fry monsters so I can explode them all
Darkness: how about a quest with a really strong monster so I can... feel... its... nasty... gaze... and... make... me... do... horrible... things...
She says while breathing heavily as I looked at her disappointed
Aqua: what about a quest that pays a lot
'These idiots can't agree with anything for fuck sake'
Aqua: I'm gonna go look for a quest ok
Kazuma: yeye whatever
I wave her off not listening to her till Megumin looks at me
Kazuma: what
Megumin: you sure was a good idea to send her on her own
'Shit' I jump up about to go to the quest board till I hear a smack and Aqua crying and someone laughing, I walk over to see Aqua with a bump on top of her head and Y/N looking down at her smirking
Y/N: do you know why I hit you gold digger
Aqua: no and it's Aqua!
She whines as Y/N rolls his eyes and shows the quest he was holding
Y/N: a Griffin and a chimera are fighting over territory please kill both for 200k Eris, you fucking idiot you'd die
Aqua: what about this one
Y/N: please help me find my lost wolf 100k eris, nope
Aqua: this! This one's perfect for me!
Y/N: purify the lake nearby 400k Eris, you can do that?
Aqua: yes you forgot what I'm goddess of
Y/N/Kazuma: party tricks
Aqua pouts: no water! See the beautiful hair piece in my hair
Y/N: the ugly thing that resembles a water molecule
Aqua: hey!
Kazuma: how long will it take?
Aqua: half a day
Y/N: pfffft no
Aqua: please I need the Eris to pay my tab
Kazuma: how will you purify the lake if its got alligators in it
Aqua: just touching the water can purify it but I don't know about the alligators
YOU ARE READING
(Discontinued) Konosuba x Male reader
FanfictionYou are Y/N L/N your a shut in who watched a lot of anime you died after falling some stairs on way to train station because you were not paying attention (I'm making it where everyone's legal so fbi can kiss it) (I own nothing but the story)