Jokes and Riddles for Kids!

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? 

A: A bull-dozer.

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? 

A: Build a sty-scraper!

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? 

A: An udder failure

. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? 

A: Because they have big fingers! 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? 

A: Spoiled milk. 

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: They are always stuffed!''

Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
DecalfinatedWhat do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beefWhere do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows!What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow?
A roost beef!What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.What goes "ooo ooo oo"
A cow with no lips.What did mama cow say to baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth!How do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff! Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet! What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
I don't know, but you can step in a poodle.Why are dogs like phones?
Because they have collar IDsWhat dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog! Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup! What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face? What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor! How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.What does the horse say when the bartender greets him by saying "hey?"
You read my mind!What kind of computers do horses use?
MacintoshWhat do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor. What kind of jungle cat is no fun to play games with?
A cheetah! Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.What's a cats favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in boots!Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.Why do cats always get their way?
They make a purr-suasive case.What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator!What kind of sports cars do cats drive?
Fur-arris.Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-o-dileWhat do fish do at football games?
They wave!Where do fish sleep?
On a water bed.Why did the fish blush?
It saw the ocean's bottom.What does a fish do in a crisis?
Sea-kelp!Okay that's enough fish puns.
It's time to scale back.Other Animal JokesWhy do pandas like old movies?
Because they play in black-and-white.Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.What do you call an alligator with a spy glass?
An investigator.Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas What's black and white and blue?
A depressed zebra. What did the judge say when the skunk came into his courtroom?
"Odor in the court!" What day do chickens fear the most?
Fry-days.How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away their credit cards.Who stole the soap out of the bathtub?
The robber ducky! What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
Firequacker! What has fangs and webbed feet?
Count Duckula What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case, of course. What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad.Why did the elephant stay in the airport?
They were waiting for their trunk.What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn! What did the duck say when buying lipstick?
Put it on my bill.Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building?
Of course. Buildings can't jump.