I run and run and run, panting with all of the life in me. I fall and shake my ass until the killer turns around the corner.
"Oh fuck!" I speed down the suburban street. The wind is.. windy and it's pushing me back. Why is it doing that. WHY OMG. The wind blows against my clitoris aggressive and now I am of the horn. I can't control it
Walking up to the killer, I negotiate for them to not kill me but to let me go because I am of the horn. They agree. They turn around, they get naked and they get ran over by a Pickup truck.
"Oh my gosh NAUR" I yelp in pain and grief until I realize that I don't care. Im not horny anymore until I see the person that was in the pick up truck. It was my geometry teacher. He's 36 and I am 43. we are OLD HAGS.
I sneak up and slap him in the face and fart on him.
"Oh you naughty girl"
He kisses me. I steal his money and teleport to outerworld
"MILEENA BESTIE HOW R YOUY- UH" I say in an British Essex accent
She killed me
I am dead
Wait Chile I don't think I am
"You are bae bestie yes purr slay hunty finna QUEEEEEEEEN😻"
oh my gosh. why do i have to shit
I shitted in my moms mouth. She's 83 and I am 46. It's been 3 YEARS OMG
She chews my gummy bears while I castrate myself. I have no balls nor penis. So i castrated nada.
Rose shows up. The blackpink star. She's extremely beautiful and now I am gay. She kisses me and sings me heavy metal music. We fall asleep together and I take her vocal cords. I swallow them and leave
Im Different.. IN MEXICO
OMG I CANT BELIEVE IM IN MEXICO.
I am 56 years old. I traveled from Ukraine to Mexico by foot. I swam and I FOUGHT to be here. Now I am going to age 30 years less. I am now 26
The end
Are we feeling Optimistic about life in Mexico for... shit I didn't even give them a name brb😋
