Percy Jackson Incorrect Quotes!

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Annabeth: Percy, did you eat all the donuts?

Percy: No...

Annabeth: Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder on your shirt

Percy: *Getting worried* It's the flour!

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Percy: *again thinking in the middle of the night* Do fish feel wet all the time?

Annabeth: . . .

Annabeth: PERCY ME AM TRYING TO SLEEP!-

Percy: Sorry, sorry

Annabeth: *5 minutes later* Oh my gods . . . DO THEY??

Percy: I know right! 

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*Um this is a quote of Magnus Chase so... ya* 

Mr. D: Ah you must be Annabelle's cousin Mango cheese

Mangus: Sir it Mangus Cha-

Mr.D: I know what I said Margarine Chiwwawa 

Mangus: ... That's not even close to my name wt-

Percy: Welcome to camp H-

Mr.D: GO CLEAN THE STABLES PATERSON JOHN

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Police: Where do you live?

Percy: With my mom

Police: Where does my mom live?

Percy: With me

Police: Where do you both live?

Percy: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Percy: Next to my neighbor's house

Police: Where do you're neighbors live?

Percy: If I tell you you won't believe me

Police: Tell me

Percy: next to my house 

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*When Annabeth and Percy have kids*

Kid: mum, dad we don't want to do homework anymore

Percy: WE WENT TO HELL

kid: Not again

Annabeth: AND WE SURVIVED IT

Kid: Mum stop-

Annabeth and Percy: AND YOU TELL US YOU CAN'T DO HOMEWORK!?!?!

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*Annabeth teaching Percy math*

Annabeth: If you have 10 blue cookies and someone asks for 2 how many would you have?

Percy: 10. Jason knows not to touch MY blue cookies

Annabeth: . . . Okay... If you have 10 blue cookies and Jason forbiddenly took 2 how much would you have?

Percy: 10. and a ded Jason

Annabeth: . . . I give up

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That be all for today! Bye