Kissing cousins.

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Dear Anna,

I woke up today without the help of Aunt lily's sharp piercing voice. Instead, my entire extended family did. It was 7 am, and the "deganny's" decided to pay a visit. I couldn't believe that apart from mom's family, my dad's family were worst.

4 cousins. Katrina, Patricia, Caleb and Nina. All extremely beautiful and handsome. Intimidated? Not much. Because, well, they have this one thing I find rather unattractive. Their personalities.

Your wise advice to keep an open mind somehow got lost in between murdering my dad and calling my ex-boyfriend shit face; it's impossible. First things first, I can't murder my dad cause I'm clumsy and they'll find out it's me who committed the crime. As for Jarred, he has a face of Greek god. So, do the math.

My cousins, are, is, incredibly loud and beyond this world annoying. I thank god for mom's genes. I swear.

I don't remember any of them to be honest. Not that I care. But can you believe it, I actually felt separated?

Write me, please do. I'm getting bored writing about my horrendous "vacation" although today is only the third freaking day!

Love,
Jonna
(No, I have nothing nice to add here)

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