Moving To Sway- Jaden Hossler

Texts!!

( His name is Noah )

Me: Yo
Hey
Im the muffin man

Him:
What

Me:
Im the muffin man

Him:
Ok
...
Me:
U dont like me 😞

Him:
What haha
I don't know who you are

Me:
Im the muffin man

Him:
Well I am sure I know you but what's you name

Me:
Muffin Man
Whats yours
You dont beleive me, do you?
Believe*

Him:
No

Me:
Fine
u wanna know who i am lol
Mr
Oh and yea u know who i am. I thought it would be funny to prank you.
I will blow up your phoneeeee

Him:
I love how you said you'll blow my phone up and then quit texting me

Me:
oops*
Well i didnt want to be annoying

Him:
Haha quitter

Me:
Okay so u wanna know who i am

Him:
Nah I am good

Me:
Wow
You're mean lol
Im not gonna say  The Muffin Man, i swear.

Him:
Ok good for you haha

Me:
Bruv
Imma tell you who i am anyways

Him:
No
Dont

Me:
Why

Him:
Because I don't wanna know

Me:
Well im still gonna tell u

Him:
Nope

Me:
Why tho
Keona says your a Loser
so haha

Him:
Because obviously I don't care

Me:
Dang. You're mad for no reason.

Him:
Haha mad
...
Me:
So you're just mean?

Him:
Haha nah just don't care

Me:
But ur my friend-ish

Him:
Yeah maybe in real life

Me:
Yeah
So ur just gonna be mean over text

Him:
Well idk who you are so I can't hurt your feelings
Because I don't even know who you are

Me:
Well u wont let me tell u who i am

Him:
Ya I know

Me:
and i go to wednesday church. Is it not obvious who i am?

Him:
Are you a middle schooler

Me:
Ye
Okay. Keona says to tell you who i am.

Him:
Nope

Me:
Lol it's Alana

Him:
Oh haha

Me:
Yeah

Him:
Hello
How's life

Me:
Uhh
Normal ig
Hows your lol

Him:
Ehh it's going

Me:
Cool.

Him:
Haha ya

Me:
I had emily give me your number bc i was bored. Idk why i said i was the muffin man

Him:
Oh ok

Me:
You didnt seem to find it very funny

Him:
Haha it happens to me all The time where people will be like just randomly texting me and I won't know who they are

Me:
Ohhhh
nobody ever texts me so i cant relate

Him:
Haha why not

Me:
Because Im boring ig and i only have Keona and Emily's number

Him:
Seriously Just get other peoples numbers

Me:
Nah
A few weeks ago i had my friend tell remington i liked him but they just said " Some girl likes you ". I dont like him anymore tho since he figured out i liked him and doesnt like me back. Idk why i just told u that but whatever.

Him:
Haha that's Great middle school drama

Me:
Sure ig
Wyd

Him:
Playing video games you

Me:
Texting keona
i was telling her my new crush

Him:
Oh that's cool who's your new crush

Me:
Ur gonna tell him

Him:
Who is it haha

Me:
Kyle's Brother

Him:
Haha Noah

Me:
Ya. I dont say Noah so people dont think i have a crush on u lol
Anyways. Why u like 5'4. Your short

Him:
Haha why not Who cares what other people think.
I'm 57 screw off

Me:
U look shorter

Him:
Says you

Me:
Yeah but im not 16

Him:
So

Me:
Sooo. 5'3 is not short for my age

Him:
Ya it is

Me:
Nooooo

Him:
Ya

Me:
Whatever.

Him:
Ha

Me:
Ya know. Sleeping is so overated

Him:
Ya it is

Me:
I dont sleep until like 5am
or later

Him:
Haha why

Me:
Idk
But imma bother u all night

Him:
Haha why

Me:
Because. U have nothing better to do than talk to me.

Him:
True haha

Me:
Exactly. What u wanna talk about

Him:
Idk you

Me:
Idk
Who's your crush

Him:
Haha idk not really anyone

Me:
Sure

Him:
I am serious

Me:
Dang. I always have a crush on someone

Him:
I don't

Me:
i know emily's crush

Him:
Huh

Me:
Her crush is Patrick
dont tell her i told u

Him:
Seriously
Haha

Me:
Yeah lol

Him:
Why

Me:
She thinks he's cute i guess
Bro i wish i had more things to talk abt

Him:
Right

Me:
Say something intresting. or ask me something. Idk. Think of something to say lol

Him:
You think of something I got nothing

Me:
lemme think
Who is your favorite rapper

Him:
Honestly don't have a favorite

Me:
K.
Emmy says your mad at her

Him:
Haha

Me:
Why u mad at her

Him:
How do you know I am

Me:
idk. Are you?

Him:
Idk am I

Me:
Uhh. No?

Emmy says I would not look cute with anyone.