1) I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win. But no pun in ten did.
2) What do you call a pig doing martial arts? Karate chop!
3) Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
4) What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
5) Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
6) What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
7) Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
8) What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9) A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
10) Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
