Hello I'm Espresso depresso,presso,epresso,messo,pesso,desso, I'm 1'4 ft tall, I'm a catboy,I'm gay 🥺🥺🥺🥺
And I go to whateverthefuck college and my teacher is Mr. ImpostorAmongus...
b-b-but I have a s-secret...😖😖
...I-I-I-I-I'm in love with a 9'4,blonde haired,blue eyed,sexy,pretty,hot,bad boy,hotter than kaeya,is a knight,is daddy cookie named Madeleine....D-D-D-Dont tell him I had a crush on him since January...😖
Today is Monday,, I go back to whateverthefuck college to get a job and brain because my iq dropped somehow.
<<Espresso's POV>>
I get up from my unmade,sweaty bed and then my crusty,dusty,2014,cheeto phone,phoen starts ringing!!!! It says it's from Madeleine so I picked it up because im a hot homosexual ☺
"H-H-H-H-Hello??" I asked shyly because that's how the fandom portrays me ofc.
"Hello my little discord kitten" he growled 😱
"O-O-O-Omg,,,, Madeleine, you sussusamongus!!!" I started to blush..
"So uhm do you want 2 babysit Snow Sugar with me you suspicious looking character?"
I gasped and blushed like a kawaii nya bottom"O-O-O-Omg...Y-Y-Y-Yes!!"
"Good kitten, see you at 11:36 am utc"
"O-O-O-Ok Madeleine.."
"Goodbye Espepo"
"B-b-b-bye!!"
Madeleine hung up
omg did just Madeleine invite me over?? Am I going to confess my love to him??
//T.B.C
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Why are you reading this go touch grass you stinky almond simp/j
Anyways chapter 2 soon I'm not done with this yet 😁
Anyways if you know me from Tik Tok,
no you don't.
Have a amazing day.
DU LIEST GERADE
Espresseleine Crackfic (DISCONTINUED)
HumorDiscontinued due 2 the situation with devsis ──────────── I psychically can't anymore ──────────── I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind ────────────────── GONE WRONG!!! ─────────────...
