𝙸𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎? ~𝕣𝑖ᴄᕼ𝗶𝙚 T𝚘zier ᥊ 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝙿𝚝. 𝟺

A/n sorry if there's mistakes I cba to proof read
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'Guess Stanley could not cut it'

"What the fuck!" I shouted

"Why does it say Stanley? Why does it say Stanley?!" Eddie panicked
Suddenly the table shook and a fortune cookie popped out from the bowl

Me and bev let out a screen and it cracked open revealing a dragon like thing. Everyone scooted their chairs back

"What the fuck is that man?" Richie asked clearly fed up

The creature then grew wings and a baby head then started screeching. Suddenly it came towards me and the bitch tried to bite my fucking face

More fortune cookies started doing the same thing except they revealed different creatures.
"Heyyy the fortune cookies looking at me!" Richie shouted

Mine then attached to my face and again tried to bite me
"Ok. Ok. It's not real" I said to myself
But just my luck it was still there
"Ok stop fucking panicking and get this mother fucker off my face!" I shouted to anyone by me

And again. My luck wasn't on point today. Richie helped me. "Ok this thing is stuck! What the fuck!" He shouted
Finally it got off and flew somewhere.
Black acidic liquid began to pour out of the bowl and burn anything in its way. We all started to climb onto chairs to not get burned.

Then at random some heads started singing behind me and Mike in the water tank. Mike began to chant "it's not real" whilst smashing a chair on the table.

A waitress came to check on us and we all realised that only we were seeing this so we looked like psychos.
"Is everything alright?" She asked

"Yeah. Can we get the check?" Richie casually asked

Then we decided to leave the restaurant

"That's what pennywise does right? He fucks with our minds" Eddie said

"Wait Mike do you have stans number?" Beverly asked

"Yea"

"Hey Richie" a kids voice shouted from behind us. "How'd you- how'd you know my name? He asked

"The funs just beginning. Right?" The kid said

"Listen. You think this is funny? You think this is some sort of game? Hun? Well fuck you alright. Fuck you! I'm not afraid of you!" Richie shouted

"The fund just beginning. The line from your act dude. I'm a fan" the kid said

"Are those your parents?" Rich pointed behind him
"Yea"

"You want a picture?"

"I think I'm good"

"Ok cool. Sweet kid"

Note to self. Richie would've never been good with kids.

"Jesus Richie. You don't remember a line from your own show?" Ben said

"I don't write my own material"

"I fucking new it! I fucking new it!" Eddie shouted.

When we got outside Beverly decided to try and call Stan to see if he was coming. However we didn't expect what happened

"You lied Mike!" I said ad Eddie and Richie stood behind me

"Yeah you lied and that's not ok" Eddie said

"First you should've started with hey man you wanna come to Derry and get murdered. I would've said no"
Richie said

"Mmhhm" by me