jy-park x reader

it girl

you went to school fully naked to capture the eye of ✨jaywhypee✨ 

all the girls stared at you in jealousy, you ignored it and model-walked to jyp

he noticed and instantly blushed at your sexy body 

"fuck y/n. you look fucking hot. do you want to.. get together?"

"of course jaywhypee" you wink

you see yg in the corner of your eye. he was balling his eyes out. you don't know why, you then realize that his girlfriend broke up with him. 

this is yg's girlfriend (aka thicki nicki): 

you laughed at the crying yg and stormed off with jypee

yg's ex-girlfriend followed you 

"hey! y/n! did you know im lesbian?!"

"no i didn't.." you answer

"oh.. well anyways! do you guys wanna have a polyarmous relationship!"

"sure!" jyp says 

you were a bit jealous because you would have to share jyp but, the girl was pretty sexy too. so you gave it a shot.

later, it was hometime. jaywhypee, you and thicki nicki ran to your house. 

you 3 had a great time, listening to the boku no pico theme on repeat. but then.. thicki nicki's phone rang..

it was yg.

phone convo between whygee and thicki nicki:

thicki nicki: 

what do you want wedgie?

yg:

i want you back! thicki nicki darling! why did you break up with me!?

thicki nicki: 

because you shat yourself in my bed! the shit stain is still on my covers!

yg:

i'll wash them! i promise! just let me love you!

thicki nicki:

ok baby, i love you and we are dating again.

end of phone call

"later losers! i have to go smooch wedgie!" thicki nicki says as she runs out your house

"bye!" you and jaywhypeepeepoopoo say in sync

you and jyp sigh in happiness, because you don't have thicki nicki stinking the room up with her stench. 

"jaywhypee. i love you"

"me too babe"

you and jakewipepee kiss. all night.