【More Masked Singer Incorrect Quotes!】

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So the incorrect generator Updated to have more incorrect quotes! SOOOOOOO How about another chapter?????? ;u;

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Chameleon, grinning: I have a knife!
Piglet: Put it down, Chameleon.
Chameleon: Make me! *sprints away*

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Cluedle-doo: I wasn't that drunk.
Yeti: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Cluedle-doo: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Phoenix: Guys where did Black swan go?
Seashell: She got arrested.
Phoenix: How the hell-
Black swan: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Banana: What's your biggest fear?
Taco: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Elephant: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Frog: Zombies.
Taco: ...
Elephant: ...
Frog: BUT they can open doors.

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Broccoli: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Broccoli: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Jellyfish: Uh... what's up with Him?
Mushroom: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Broccoli: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Squiggly Monster, crying: It's working.

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Chameleon: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Bulldog: You can eat a rock.
Black swan: Air.
Crab: The fabric of time and space.
Piglet: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Chameleon: You guys are not helpful.

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Crocodile, to Seahorse: You know, Serpent can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Crocodile: *blows airhorn at Serpent* GET FUCKED!

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Sun: How did you even get in here?
Giraffe: Popcorn's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Giraffe's door"!
Popcorn: I'm closing the window.

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Kangaroo: Is stabbing someone immoral?
White Tiger: Not if they consent to it.
Ms Monster: Depends on who your stabbing.
Turtle: YES??!!?

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Seashell: Robopine, you risked your life to save me!
Robopine: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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Sir Snow Owl: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Lady Snow Owl: You and me!
Sir Snow Owl: *tearing up* Ok.

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Night Angel: Some people are like slinkies.
Astronaut: What?
Night Angel: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Astronaut:
Astronaut: Please don't push Rhino down the stairs.
Night Angel, pushing Rhino down the stairs: Too late.

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Chameleon on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Chameleon on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Orca: I'm in love with you.
Crab: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Orca: I know.
Crab: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

(I'm having WAYYYYY to much fun with this ship XD)

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Unicorn: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Monster: I think you mean cards.
Pineapple: They did not.
Unicorn, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Thingamajig: I dare you-
Fox: Rottweiler is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Thingamajig: Why not?
Rottweiler: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Eagle, watching Ice Cream & Panda panic : What's going on?
Egg: Ice Cream is having a midlife crisis and Panda is just having a crisis.

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Peacock & Rabbit: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Peacock: We need an adult!
Rabbit: Peacock, you are an adult!
Peacock: We need an adultier adult! Get Monster!

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Well... That took a while lol! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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