Me: *makes stupid skeleton joke*
Mom: *disappointment*
Stepdad:*;-;*
Me:*donkey laughs and wheezes*
My stepdad: *attempts to drink MT.Dew**makes a weird ass face*
Me:*starts donkey laughing and wheezing*
My stepdad: IT TASTE LIKE GOAT PISS
Me, trying to do dishes:*->-*
My Cat:*climbs in dishwasher*
Me: YOURE NOT A DISH WHAT THE HELL
Me:*still doing dishes**tries to put eggs in lid instead of bowl*
Me: Egg lid.
Me:*talking to myself* dont trip, you have a plate on your knife
My cat: mrr?
Me: oh wait of fuck I meant knife on my plate
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Randomjust random thoughts(tw: sewer slide, sadness, just not fun stuff)
