Me a annoying pffff

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Spidey-boi

Y/n
PETER PARKER
GET YOUR ASS UP
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

Spidey-boi
Y/n
It's 1am
What do you want

Y/n
First of all so what if its 1am
You're awake cause you like to stay up like i do

Spidey-boi
Yeah I can't complain

Y/n
Thats what i thought
So
I know you are a Avenger

Spidey-boi
Yes what about it

Y/n
The thing is like y'know wheres the Avengers Tower or some shit

Spidey-boi
Y/n
I'M NOT GONNA TAKE YOU THERE

Y/n
Why not :((

Spidey-boi
You're actually a fucking disaster

Y/n
So
So are you

Spidey-boi
I can behahe

Y/n
LIES
LIES
LIES

Spidey-boi
Y/n you can't even behave when we are at school

Y/n
So the teachers are shitheads
Alright?

Spidey-boi
My answer is still no

Y/n
Fuck you and your 'behave' things
I hate you

Spidey-boi
Love you too

Bucket🪣

Y/n
Buckyyyy

Bucket 🪣
What do you want?

Y/n
Company
Sike
I'm bored
NO DAD JOKES

Bucket 🪣
Alright
Go play games
Or go outside

Y/n
Bitch please i ain't going outside for fun
I'm just dying in my bed

Bucket🪣
Go to therapy

Y/n
I'm poor
That's too expensive shit
I have tiktok

Bucket🪣
And what the fuck is tiktok?

Y/n
An app

Buckey🪣
Wow no shit sherlock

Y/n
Wow a meanie🙄


Bucket🪣
I'm not a meanie

Y/n
You're and buh-bye
'Cause you suck

Bucket🪣
I DON'T SUCK
Steve says i don't suck

Y/n
Of course
Cause he's your boyfriend

Avengers Assemble

Y/n
I'm bored

Bucket
Too bad

Y/n
Fuck you James

Sam
How are you bored
Like don't you have friends

Y/n
UHH NO!

Clint
Why not

Y/n
Cause i'm annoying

Spidey-boi
True

Natasha
True

Bucket
True

Wanda
You're not annoying

Y/n
Aww thanks wanda
And you three fuck you

Tony
Do you even have outside life like a job or something like that

Y/n
Well no but i have a job which is barista and i hate it

Sam
Why do you hate it

Spidey-boi
Karens.

Y/n
Karens.

Tony
Why yall hate karens?

Y/n
They are annoying as fuck
Like you guys
Expect Wanda
She's nice

Wanda
Aww thanks Y/n

Natasha
Why i'm not nice
I'm always nice

Y/n
Lies :)
Tasha you aren't nice you're a meanie like Bucky

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