𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐋 ➼ 𝐦.𝐤𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢

(🥝) 𝟎𝟐. 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒

『Idk why we made another gc when
we have like 3 more』
[1:50 AM]

How y'all doinnnnn

Jin&Tonic
Oh Komori's back
Where were you

Hiding from my parents

TunaSuna
We got bored waiting on y/n to
come back with the details

We had a hookup-line off

That made more sense in my head

Who's winning

Jin&Tonic
I'm bilingual. I speak
English and cunnilingus

Nvm it's obviously Jin

Thing #1
This isn't fair. She does this
all the time with Y/n.
She's experienced

TunaSuna
That's what she said

Jin&Tonic
I'm so glad my favourite
manwhore is back

Suna and Samu make
it to easy to win

Later

I gotta tell u abt the girl I met at Walmart
She said she knew y/n and
gave me this

[picture of the note]

Jin&Tonic
Bro move your fucking finger
I'm tryna get them digits

No, I have dibs

Jin&Tonic
Are you blind chucklefuck?
She likes girls

She could be bi

Jin&Tonic
She'd still pick me over you

Thing #1
Nah she has a point

Before Komori could reply, his phone began vibrating in his hand with a call from an unknown number "Hel-"

"Are you desperate to be a Dilf?! Hit me up at 69420-make-me-a-dilf and book your appointment today!"

"I'm y/n, 17 years old and dilf fucker in training. Would you like to hear about our father's day specials?"

"Who the-"

"Disregard the last message. My sensors have told me that you're neither a prospective dilf nor a milf. Do not speak. You have no rights."

"Bitch you called me-"

"I SAID SILENCE NON-DILF."

"How are you going to-"