Fate Series Extras

Incorrect Quotes

I absolutely love these, and while they may not be cannon, they are 100% something they would say.

Percy: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Lottie: you? Magic? Percy it says talent show

Percy: Okay, truth or dare?
Lottie : Truth
Percy: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lottie :
Lottie : ...Dare
Percy: Go to bed.
Lottie : I don't like this game.

Percy: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Lottie : Percy, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Percy: Am I in trouble?
Lottie : Take a guess.
Percy: No?
Lottie : Take another guess.

Lottie: I can explain.
Percy: Can you?
Lottie: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Percy: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lottie : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Percy: No! Four to five seconds!
Lottie : Too late!!!

Percy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Lottie : How am I supposed to know?
Annabeth : You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Lottie : *sighs*
Lottie : You wouldn't be trapped.

Lottie: While I'm gone, Percy , you're in charge.
Percy: Yes!!!
Lottie, whispering: Annabeth , you're secretly in charge.
Annabeth : Obviously.

Annabeth : Why are Percy and Lottie sitting with their backs to each other?
Grover : They had a fight.
Annabeth : Then why are they holding hands?
Grover : They get sad when they fight.

Annabeth: Dammit, Percy!
Percy: What?! It wasn't me!
Annabeth: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Charlotte!
Charlotte: Not me either.
Annabeth: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Grover : *whistles*

Percy: Lottie , I'm sad.
Lottie : *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Grover : Annabeth, I'm sad.
Annabeth , nodding: mood.

Percy: Bye Lottie ! Bye Annabeth ! Bye Grover ! Bye Nico! Bye Lottie !
Annabeth : You said 'bye Lottie ' twice.
Percy: I like Lottie .

Lottie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Travis: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Connor: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Lottie: Percy...
Percy: Oh no, 'Percy' in b-flat.
Percy: You're disappointed.

Lottie: This is such a bad idea.
Percy: Then why are you coming along?
Lottie: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Lottie, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Percy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Lottie: Isn't it a bit dangerous?
Percy: Lottie, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Lottie: ...
Percy: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Lottie: ...
Percy: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Lottie: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Percy: Awww, thanks-
Lottie: That's not a good thing.
Percy: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Annabeth: Where's Percy?
Grover: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Grover, shouting: Lottie sucks!
Percy, distantly: Lottie is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Grover: Found him.

Connor: Would you slap Travis-
Lottie: Yes.
Connor: I didn't even finish!
Lottie: Sorry, continue.
Connor: Would you slap Travis for 10 dollars?
Lottie: I would do it for free.
Travis: Rude...

Lottie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Percy's birthday invitations.
Annabeth: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Lottie: "Percy's birthday".
Annabeth: So, what do they say instead?
Lottie: "Percy's bi".
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Works out either way.

Percy: Who hurt you?
Lottie: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Percy: ...Yes, actually