(Y/N), doing fake interviews of her family: Is there anything else you want to say to anyone watching tonight?
Clarissa: My favorite color is blood.
(Y/N), slightly terrified: Alright.
(Y/N): Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains!
Derek: A ray of hope for Oikawa.
Derek: This meeting would be so much better with (Y/N) here.
Toby: We need someone to glance at when others people inevitably annoy us.
Oikawa: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Derek: I can't believe they have an entire day dedicated to you.
Alexander: So, what's for dinner?
(Y/N), staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
(Y/N): In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Clarissa, turning towards Tanaka and Nishinoya: How tall are you?
(Y/N): Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, I am also in the house tonight.
Derek: But are you shuffling?
(Y/N): Every day.
Alexander: What language are you two speaking?
Derek: Today is a good day for death.
(Y/N), tearing up: I don't want you to die!
Derek: Oh, not me. Today is a good day for Oikawa's death.
Toby: I joined this school for the same reason people go to zoos.
*camera cuts to Derek beating the shit out of Oikawa and Iwaizumi*
Toby: Look at that. Nature is beautiful.
Ushijima: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Alexander: On this moment or just my life in general?
Random Fan: How can I get Usagi-Chan to notice me?
Toby: Pour honey on her gaming console.
Alexander pointing at Derek: Fuck you.
Alexander pointing at Toby: Fuck you.
Alexander pointing at Clarissa: Fuck you.
Alexander pointing at (Y/N): I'm not allowed to swear at you, so hi baby!
Vania, waving the kids off to school: Bye (Y/N)! Bye Alex! Bye Derek! Bye Toby! Bye Clarissa! Bye (Y/N)!
Marc: You said 'bye (Y/N)' twice.
Vania: I like (Y/N).
Derek: (Y/N), sometimes I genuinely question your sanity.
(Y/N): That's rich coming from you!
Derek: No, sis, that's concerning coming from me.
(Y/N): I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because my family says nice things to me every day and their love protects me!
Oikawa: I'm immune to mean and hurtful things because her siblings say mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared.
Alexander: Okay, I got a box. We're going to put everything we love inside this box!
Clarissa: Can I put (Y/N) in the box?
Alexander: No.
Toby, holding (Y/N) like Simba: Can I put
(Y/N) in the box?
Alexander, annoyed: No!
Derek, holding (Y/N) above his head: Can I-
Alexander, fuming: Nobody is putting (Y/N) in the box!!!
(Y/N), waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Derek, sarcastically: Heaven.
(Y/N): Oh...
(Y/N):
(Y/N): Didn't think you'd be here :D
(Y/N), pouting: I wish I was a princess.
Clarissa: You're our princess, and this is our realm.
(Y/N), looking around Karasuno: This kingdom sucks.
(Y/N): Iwa, how do I get revenge?
Iwaizumi: The best revenge is living well and moving on.
(Y/N):
(Y/N): Big bro, how do I-
Derek, glaring at Iwaizumi: Knife.
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Fanfiction(I'm probably going to change the title later, it was the only thing coming to mind!) You know, being thrown into one of your favorite animes was meant to be a dream come true! Befriending all of your favorite characters and possibly falling in love...
