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(I'm so tempted to change yamadas name to DJ BJ)

Dabi: if you're happy and you know it kill someone!

Knock off elsa: if that was a villain rule there would be a lot less crime.

Dabi: oh fuck off

Mom 2.0: I mean is he wrong?

Dabi: traitor you're supposed to be on my side.

Cats 101: if you kill someone at least try to hide the ashes it saves me a lot less paperwork

Best stripper: yea

The only straight guy: nO-

Cats 101: yeA-

Cockatoo: YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

Cats 101: I heard that from the other side of UA

Best stripper: I can't hear anything now

Cockatoo: heh sorry

Dabi: how are you guys pro heros?

Best stripper: if it makes you feel better Aizawa once turned endeavors quirk on and off for an hour long interview the whole time.

Dabi: That's amazing-

Father of the year: it was not-

Knock off elsa: stfu asshole

Blood thirsty hoe: flamin shit bag

Fucking the crusty man: toga can I adopt you?

Blood thirsty hoe: sure I don't care

Dick stroke: nobody will be adopting anyone-

Fucking to crusty man: too late

Dabi: so is toga my niece now?

Best stripper: yea I think so

Dick stroke: would that make me her fathers boyfriend-

Best stripper: well guys I have to go, goodbye!

Cats 101: we pro hero's have to leave it was nice talking to you all.

*all pro hero's have logged off*

Blood thirsty hoe: well I guess we better all leave then. Bye!

Dabi: bye

*everyone has logged off*

"Well it was good while it lasted" Dabi said setting his phone down. "Dabi! Come one we are going shopping!" Toga yelled bursting into his room. "Alright I'm coming" Dabi said as he soon forgot about the once Great group chat he created.

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