Transformers Oneshots (Requests Closed)

(Prime) We Need To Talk :: Optimus Prime x Human! Reader

You a petty human confess your feelings to Optimus Prime. And you wanted to talk to him. Until he opens up.
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You were sad that you can't even fuse with Optimus, considering you  weren't a prime or a bot like him. He begins to laugh after you found out you were unable to fuse.

"I know! That's the problem! I'm just a human." You said looking down. The godforsaken Prime continued to laugh.

"That's not a problem! I love humans! You're all so funny!" Optimus said. You grimaced at the Primes words.

"Look... these last few months have been great-" You started.

"Oh, yes." The prime said seductively.

"...but I'm getting a little worried about the future." You started.

"Oh! Just ask Primus." Optimus said.

"I'm starting to wonder if you... respect me?" You asked the prime.

"Oh, you're hilarious, Mrs. (L/N)." Optimus laughs.

"Oppy, please!" You begged the Prime continued laughing.

"Can you just-" You started. Optimus kept laughing more.

"-TALK TO ME FOR ONE SECOND!? LIKE A REAL PERSON!?" You shouted.
The Prime abruptly stopped laughing, startled and shocked. The track on the record then changed into a more somber tune.

"... I'm... not... a real person... I thought... Haven't we... Is this not how it works?" He asked you.

"Oh... oh boy... this is so weird, you really are an alien..." You started laughing hysterically, tears in your eyes.

"Why are you laughing?" Optimus asked you, You then broke down into tears, still laughing

"Why are you crying?" He asked you.

"How are we gonna make this work?" You asked.

"Fusion?" The Prime asked.

"No, us. We're really, really different."

"What do we do now?" He asked.

"... Let's just... talk." Prime then placed you on his hand.

"I barely know you." You said.

"That's a good thing." He said.

"We really rushed into this." You said.

"Everything on Earth seems fast to me." He states.

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"Do you... miss your home planet?" You asked.

"No, never." Optimus responded.
"How'd you end up with, uh, Harpo, Groucho, and Babyo?" The Prime quickly realized you are referring to the autobots. Who had been watching the two this whole time.

"Huh? Oh, them? Those are long stories." Bumblebee, in plain sight, waved at You and Prime. Ratchet peeked out from behind a hand rock, behind ducking back in hiding with Arcee.

"What are they doing?" Ratchet asked.

"Shh." Arcee states.

"Have you... loved... other humans?" You asked.

"Have you?" Optimus asked.

"Yes." You said.

"Yes." Optimus confirmed.

"Have you ever been... in love... with a human?" You ask

"How would I know?" Optimus asked.

"It's torture." You said. Prime placed you down away from you, his faceplates sweaty from nervousness.

"Oppy..." you said.

"(Y/N)?" Optimus questions

"Is this torture?" Optimus asked.

"The worst." You said.

"I'm so sorry..." Optimus said.

"Huh? No, don't be!" You said.

"What!? Why not!? Oooh, I'm so confused..." Optimus said. You chuckled.

"Me too!" You said.

"Well! U-uh, this is good! We've got one thing in common!" Optimus said.

"Ha!" You laughed.

Prime lifted You off the stereo, and both of you began dancing and laughing again.

"Why are they still dancing!? I-it didn't work!" Ratchet said.

"Yes it did." Arcee said. She noticed something about you.

"What!?" Ratchet noticed too.

"It worked." Arcee said.

The record tune changed to a jazzy one.

"[I think this one's my favorite.]" Bumblebee states.

Ratchet is saddened "... I think Optimus is (Y/n)'s favorite too.

You and Optimus continued dancing and twirling.