Damn Double Homicide

The Confession

{Okay so sorry if this is hard to understand even though no one is gonna read this apart from Olivia but yea}

Later in that call, Chrissy had left, Me, Fifi and Koko were on the call and me and Fifi were "joking" about being poly Koko didn't seem to like the "joke" too much but me and Fifi found I funny though Fifi didn't know that it wasn't a joke...

A little bit later in the call Fifi was joking about how the other day she had asked me to buy her Haikyuu manga and I refused. Then I had said adding to the previous "joke" that if I were to date them two I'd buy her manga. So I started texting on our personal group chat about the manga.

"Think about the manga"
"Manga"
Koko:
"**** stfu"
"Why"
"Why're u tryna fuck her"
Me:
"WTF"
Fifi:
"AKAASHIIIII"
Me:
"SHRIJTTORN"
"I'm just saying manga"
Koko:( in reply to Fifi)
"HEY HEY HEY"
Me:(in reply to my previous message)
"Definitely"
"Just a word bro"
Fifi:
"haikyu manga tho..."
Koko:(in reply to what I said)
"Yeah ur trying to convince her to date u for manga"
Me:(in response to what Fifi said)
"Yeah I'll buy that"
Fifi:
"STOPSLERNOTNTMT"
Koko:
"****"
"Shut the fuck up"
Me:
"😏"
Fifi:
"DONT PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT"
Me:
"IM SORRY"
Koko:
"She's too good for you u dirt bag"
Me:
"👁👄👁"
Koko:
"Also"
"WHO THE FUCK DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON"
"IM GETTING MIXED SIGNALS"
huh did she know???
Me:
"Aheodntktbtktn"
Fifi:
"Maybe it's... us"
Me:
"Dramaticism"
"With the ellipsis"
"Anyway"
Fifi:
"➖👄➖"
Me:
"👁👄👁"
Koko:
"Answer the question"
"It's not that difficult"
Fifi:
"🥛"
Me:
"It is"
"🥛"
Fifi:
"KaGAYama 🥛"
Koko:
"BOKE"
Me:
"It is"
"🥁🥁🥁"
"Koko"
"Ok thank you"
I can't believe I just did that
Fifi:
"Okay so it's the same person"
Huhhh how did she know??
Fifi:
"No additions?"
Me:
"Manga tho"
"Other than Ereh"
Koko:
"So you don't wanna date Fifi?"
Me:
"Manga tho"
Koko:
"I dare you to tell me if you wanna date my gf"
Me:
"Is there an in between?"
Koko:
"Bro just answer the fucking question"
"It's not rocket science"
Yes, Koko it is.
Me:
"What's the question"
Koko:
"Do you wanna date Fifi"
"Yes or no"
Me:
"Maybe"
Koko:
"Explain"
Me:
"I don't like explaining"
Koko:
"Idc"
Fifi:
"Ummm chile anyways so"

"San xian noodles"
Me:
"👁👄👁"
Koko:
"Yummers"
Me:
"I will explain"
"Later"
Koko:
"You're not funny"
Fifi:
"Is there a need of explanation? Noah is poly obvi"
"He would date me if it means dating you"
Me:
"Absorbkalandkdnfkfms"
Koko:
"**** do you agree with this?"
"IS THIS WHAT YOU COULDNT EXPLAIN SHEIRBTKTN"
Me:
"Comci comca"
"Yes but actually no"
Fifi:
"Bro"
Koko:
"Soooo ur poly and wanna date us?"
Me:
"Yes? Idk"
Fifi:
"dRaMa"
Koko:
"TD"
"TOTAL DRAMA"
We started talking about other things and then it changed to me and Fifi still joking about my buying her manga she sent screenshots of where to buy them and everything. Earlier in week we had done this kink test and I got very... questionable results, for example 83% master. Fifi said in chat...
" **** I still wanna know about the owner thing like maybe"
Me:
"MAYBE???"
Fifi:
"Mate"
"I MEANT MATE"
Koko:
"FIFI"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS"
"BITH"
Me:
"YOURE DIGGING A DEEP GRAVE"
Fifi:
"NO WHEOTBTKRN"
Me:
"STOP TYPING"
"AND LET ME BUY YOU MANGA"
Fifi:
"Buy it then"
Me:
"No because I have no use for it at the moment"
"Unless..."
Fifi:
"But it would make your bestie Fifi smile"
Me:
"No"
Fifi:
"Don't you appreciate my amazing smiles"
Me:
"Not as a friend"
Fifi:
" like a really wide smile that will last for like 5 minutes"
Me:
" I'm the type of friend that buys monster energy"
"Not manga"
Koko:
"OMGOMGOMG"
"CAN YOU BUY MY MONSTER ON MONDAY"
"please"
Fifi:
"Hold tf up"
Me:
"Bruh"
Fifi:
"No way Jose"
"Don't buy her it"
Me:
"Why"
Fifi:
"Cuz I don't get my manga"
"She don't get her monster"
Koko:
"HOW DARE YOU"
Fifi:
"I didn't say that"
"Who said that?"
"That's so mean"
Me:
(I forward he message of me saying I'm the type of friend that buys monster)
"So Lilu will get monster"
"But no manga 4 u"
Fifi:
"I'm gonna go schizophrenia myself into Haikyuu hmph"
We continued having a conversation about pick me girls and... feminism?
Fifi:
"Noah isn't a man anyways"
Me:
"I have hair on my armpits"
Fifi:
"Lmao no you're just a babe"
Koko:
"I-"
"NO"
Fifi:
"Baby"
"Omd"
It had been a joke Fifi made for quite a while now that I was a baby. It turned twelve and the focus was now on how it was Sugawaras birthday, the 13th of July. Fifi sent pictures of him in a maid dress and we spoke about it and left.