Jean x Marco(^‿^✿) (/ω\)

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Me: FRECKLED HOLY LORD X HORSE FACE 

Eren: ohh she means Marco x Jean 

Jean: wait why is Marco freckled holy lord while I'm horse face 

Marco: blushes* 

Me: it's same reason with Connie and Sashas eggs and milk 

Jean: BUT I DON'T EVEN START WITH H 

Eren: jean it's not your fault that you were born with the face of a horse and that marco is a god from up above. Honestly this horse manure does not deserve the holy freckled lord but Marcos heart belongs to you. 

Jean: no.1 what happened to your voice titan boy you've gone all posh and sound like that wall church guy. 

Eren: I have merely matured more grown up 

Armin: mikasa do it ...

Mikasa: pecks Eren on the cheek* 

Eren: Blah ewwww *wipes cheek furiously* MIKASA COOTIES AND GERMS EWWWW IM INFECTED PLEASE GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS DISEASE. 

Armin: now he's just overreacting 

Eren: clutching his throat hyperventilating* 

Mikasa: I'm not that bad ..... am I?

Reiner, Bertoldht and Annie: Are you sure he's okay 

Eren: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT, ILL NEVER ACHIEVE MY DREAMS ILL NEVR KILL ALL THE TITANS, ILL NEVER MARRY HEICHOU !,!!!,!!,!,!,!

Levi: who said I would never marry you brat 

Levi: starts doing CPR on eren* 

Eren: c-captain do y-you care for,!

Levi: my personal cleaning assistant, yes , a weapon yes, an eren ehhh No 👎. 

Eren: Dies from heartbreak* 

All: gasp* 

Levi: Tch 

Levi: clean your self Yeager your on the floor 

Eren: scrambles up* YES HEICHOU 

goes to wash... 

Me: okkkkkk That was weird back Jean and Marco 

Jean and Marco kissing* 

Everyone: WHAT HAPPENED !?

Jean: well Marco confessed to me while Eren was dying. 

Marco: and we're dating now 

Jean: Marco the way you confessed was so romantic the way Eren screams were in the background was...

Marco: jenesqua (☆^O^☆) 

Jean: I don't know what that means? 

A/N BEAUTY AND THE BEAST REFERENCE 

Me: what are the ratings people. 

Jean: 10/10

Marco:10/10

Mikasa: 5/10

Eren: 10/10

Connie: 10/10

Sasha: 10/10

Erwin: 9/10

Hanjii: 9/10

Levi: 8/10

Annie: 5/10 

Bertholdht: 8/10

Reiner: 8/10

Armin: 10/10

Ymir: 8/10

Christa: 10/10


Me: and the total score is 140 

Me: NOW MOVING ON TO 

A/n the picture at the top is the one on the screen in the living room



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