Mines~

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E : OK ok we coming

You : hurry up

After hanging out or whatever yall are in the living room and you Are on the couch with your bottom half on the top of the couch and your top half on the seats and your head near the floor. Basically having upside down on a chair

You : yall should we have a sleepover
Or a mf party cause I got tons of snacks cakes,brownies,cupcakes and more
And I'm pretty sure I got enough rooms for a sleepover

Everyone but Jordan and nate : why you keep saying "I" like you own the house

Jordan and nate : why yall in her business

This reminds me of that sound that says
"You probably had the right idea but the wrong business"

You: its whatever It don't really matter like that but my mom is on vacation I say knowing i lied

E : anyways yeah
You : tf yall saying yeah for yeah is an awnser but ion know which one yall saying yeah to
Vallyk : a party
Kayla : sleepover
Jordan : sleepover
Mike : sleepover
Vallyk : damn Mike you goin do me like that?
Mike : yup and ill do it again
While they are arguing I m just on my phone scrolling through tiktok
And see a username that says jiggy turner (here is where he comes in )
Vallyk : man you fak-

You : ah ah ah shut up aint nobody fake anyways I saw this video on my fyp and he tagged yall in it do yall. Know him
(pretend they showed yall they tiktok accounts)

Mike Derek and vallyk : yeah thats jiggy

Mike : ima call him right now

Mike FaceTimes jiggy but Cohen awnsered the ft call

Cohen : what's up and where yall at

Mike : damn no hi or nothing
And stop bein in people's business
Where is jiggy

Cohen : he downstairs ima give his phone to him surprised he don't have it he probably forgot it cause he don't trust me alone with it
(Pretend that jiggy and Cohen are brothers)

You : if that's not jiggy then who is it
Cohen : who tf-who's house yall at
Mike : hers he says as he points the camera at you
You : hey bro
Cohen : bro? I aint never seen a tomboy
And a bro/bruh girl put together
Mike vallyk and derek : exactly bro
Mike : and there go that other one he says as he flips the camera to Jordan and then flips it back
You : yall actin like we rare or some shit
Mike vallyk Derek and Cohen : yall are though
You and Jordan : but we not though there is a 60 percent chance you become a tomboy if your environment your living in as a child has more men tomboys and cars and shit like that (my brothers made me become a tomboy to I aint calling myself a stud I am black but im not lesbian im pansexual but idk if u can still be a stud cause technically you still like women
I have more sisters than brothers but ond of them moved out and I have two sisters that live w me one is a tomboy and one is not then I have 2 brothers and I grew up really hating dresses cause they be either tight, heavy,to loose,uncomfy and itchy )
Mike vallyk Derek and Cohen : that is true but
You and Jordan : and there's probably a
50 percent of studs mascs and tomboys
In females now can we stop talking bout this topic

You to Jordan : bro we need more stud tomboy or masc friendsss cause this is not it
Jordan : you right once we go to school when its free period we goin look around and see if anybody is a tomboy or a stud you know what I'm saying
You : ok I look at people near the office you look at people near the cafeteria

(Broo my phone is at 9 percent as I'm writing this )

Jordan : ok

You : ok wasn't this "Cohen" guy supposed to give this "jiggy" guy his phone?
Nate :bruh why you keep doing air quotations he says as he mocks me doing air quotations
You : boy wasn't nobody talking to you
Nate : well you is now
You : because you decided to open yo mouth an directly speak to me now shut yo megamind headass up anyways

Tbc I tried to make this as long as I could because its 3:33 am (is that an angel number

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