That's suspicious...🕵🏾‍♀️

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DetectiveY/n🔍: Soo....

Tero🦾: aw hell 🙄

Kitty🐱: she ain't even get to say nun else 😭

Sweetie🍒: girl wtf you want 🤨

Onikaknowles🐝: fr, I'm tryna get some coochie 🙄😔

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: *trying to go tf to bed 🙃

Fenty👣: omfg💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: anyways, ms Diamonté 🙂

Tero🦾: I smell tea 😏 dont be shy, spill it🖤

Fenty👣: messy💀 but as was said, dont be shy spill it😜

Kitty🐱: its giving very much two faced😃 but carry on and spill the tea 😇

DetectiveY/n🔍: who were you talking to at the bet awards🤔 and why🤨

Tero🦾: 👀☕

Sweetie🍒: y/n I'm not finna play with you right now, what the hell you talking about 🤨

DetectiveY/n🔍: sigh 🙄 jack motherfucking harlow. is you cheating on me??🤔😔

Fenty👣: dramatic ass😭

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: I just sit back and observe 🤭

DetectiveY/n🔍: let's be real. That's whatchu do all the time🙄 change your ways beeyawnsay🤧

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: when you change yours I'll think about it❤

Kitty🐱: WAIT💀💀💀

Tero🦾: she walked straight into that😭😭

DetectiveY/n🔍: back to saweetie 😐 u n mister harlow otherwise known as white boy, sugar plum, unsalted cracker n snowflake got sum going on??🙄🤨

Onikaknowles🐝: y/n omfg💀💀

Sweetie🍒: it's safe to say u deserve jailtime 😐 and no we ain't got shit going on😟😟

DetectiveY/n🔍: been there done that😪 n e ways you made me nervous through the screen the way u was talkin ta him😖🤣

Kitty🐱: she ain't even lying 💀💀 if a girl was talkin ta me like that I woulda been a stuttering mess😭

Tero🦾: pussy

Kitty🐱: I eat that🤭 but carry on🙃

Onikaknowles🐝: she shut that shit down so fast i-💀💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: ONIGGAAA BEYAWNSAYYY🔊

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: ima act like you ain't type that for the sake of your existence 😘

Onikaknowles🐝: you seem to have forgotten the glock that has your initials engraved into every bullet ☺ tread carefully bby girl🤣💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: yall would go that far for me😶 I love yall too, shit when we gon have a sleepover ✂️✂️✂️

Kitty🐱: she neva learn😭😭 hard headed ass☠☠

Tero🦾: please😭 it's funny cuz its true, Robyn literally threatened to have people come track you down and you said "If you need ya coochie ate jus say dat.💀

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: you serious- ykw nvm ion even know why I'm surprised 😭😭

DetectiveY/n🔍: since we exposing...🤡 let's talk about ya lil kissy kith with ya background dancer😍💀

Onikaknowles🐝: y/n you need a three day vacation in hell🤣💀

Kitty🐱: she rlly do💀💯

DetectiveY/n🔍: beyoncé tell me how it is down there👻 u sold ya soul remember 🤭💀

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: y/n please stfu😐 watch I take back my 70% of your fanbase💀 they only know u through me

DetectiveY/n🔍: nicka get ya wife 😁 my fanbase is filled with my fans hence the word "my" 😊🖕🏾 ily beeyawnsay 🤍

Onikaknowles🐝: y/n....please don't get shot💀💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: Chile anyway back to montero😉 talk ab it I'll be taking notes✍🏾

Sweetie🍒: mhm📝

Tero🦾: dont turn this on me you bitch🙄 but if you shall know, that's my nigga n we been talkin😐 is that enough context for you babe🤨😒

DetectiveY/n🔍: no darling ima need some more details😅 I came for a 3 page essay and I got one line in a notebook😤 fix it

Kitty🐱: eye-

Tero🦾:  ykw let's talk about how you fought somebody at a skyzone🙂 we can play ring around the rosie n this bitch🙈💀

Onikaknowles🐝: omfg💀💀💀

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: do better guys 😓 by guys I mean Diamonté and Amala, dont be like these spider monkeys 🥴😏

Sweetie🍒: LMFAO☠☠

DetectiveY/n🔍: long story short, she threw a ball at my nephew head n tried to get ha son to push my nephew😌 I shol did get some extra money n my pockets🤪🤑

Tero🦾: lord knows you need it 💀💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: please retrace your steps 🙈 you walking in a minefield 💣🤧

Kitty🐱: Y/N NO💀💀 I'm cackling please😭

Onikaknowles🐝: hell is a hot place🤐💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: oscar told you that huh? That monkey dead n gone🤭😭

Tero🦾: not the stuffed animal y/n💀 do better🤧

Onikaknowles🐝: I'm shooting you when I see you, sleep with 1 eye open🙂😇

DetectiveY/n🔍: yoncé get ya wife 🤞🏾 ion feel like dying rn😍

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: no, ima let her do ha thing. You need a bullet or two💀 maybe you would learn sum😣

Sweetie🍒: ruthless 😮💀

DetectiveY/n🔍: why I always gotta need a bullet🙄 how bout yall offer some coochie, a nip pic or even the full tiddy☹ I'll shake ass fa one, pls😋💀

Tero🦾: is this who we are y/n...really🥴

DetectiveY/n🔍: very much so, yes🙈💀

Onikaknowles🐝: y/n please get some rest, smoke a blunt, eat sum. Dont ever do that again, witcho freaky ass🙄💀

BeyoncéMinaj🦄: none of the above, she need ha ass whooped, she need to drop the soap and she need ha ass beat😍😍

DetectiveY/n🔍: if I drop the soap you gon let me eat yo ass??🤨🤗

Tero🦾: hardheaded 🤚🏾💀

Onikaknowles🐝: I'm omw with the pistol y/n🥳

DetectiveY/n🔍: yass daddy, lemme lock everything 😜🥴

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