The Vogon Poetry Corner

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Twinkle twinkle little star

Can I fit you in this jar?

Flatulatus binkle gom

Oh how I gruntlebugle!

By elveloy

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Humpty Dumpty slept through the ball

Humpty Dumpty made a big brawl

All the kings asses and the kings men

Couldn't glue Humpty's pieces together again.

By Nablai

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When my flatulence goes tinkle and fills up my wrinkle the neighborhood acts twisted like a...worm?

By nosleneillor

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Jack and Phil went to The Hill

Where technomagik prospered

They said a prayer

To Arianrhod

And Phil shat out a child

By MadMikeMarsbergen

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Under the harvest moon

A Vogon and a coon

Read poetry and soon

They both began to swoon

By jinnis

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