My palms started to get sweaty while my knees were weak and for some reason my arms started to feel heavy.
"Well urm well hehe I don't really- I can't say"
"Awww she's a virgin" cooed Fiona
I wipped out the sword I keep in my back pocket for safety and poked her breasts as they deflated back to her original b cup.
Before I could see there reactions I ran upstairs into an empty bedroom.
How dare she embarrass me like that.
In the dark I heard feet shuffle behind me and gasped to see Shrek was breathing heavily.
"THEIR"
"excuse mehehe?"
"A COUPLE SENTENCES AGO YOU USED THERE WHEN IT IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT TO USE THEIR"
"well aren't you a smart sexy boy hehe"
"LISTEN!!!!! I'm sorry if that question made you feel uncomfortable u w u"
"no.. it-it just caught me on guard that's all"
In a flash, Shrek whipped out a sword from under his bed and pointed it at me.
"DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY... ENGARDE"
