I really hope the mene loads



I've got a little sister

I actively refuse to eat coleslaw

My girlfriend's nickname for me is Bean

My friends used to call me Sprigg because my ex called me that and we seemed like a really cute couple but this bitch didn't care about me but they don't anymore because they respect me, storytime for the next chapter

I can tell the entire story of The Attack of the Hundred Dead Men in ten minutes tops

The therapist friend goes to me for therapy

My kindergarten teacher threatened to hold me back because I couldn't do the math HER way but I could do it a more accurate, faster, easier, and overall better way. I hate you, Miss Layfield!

I have a cat named Muffin






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⏰ Last updated: Jul 18, 2021 ⏰

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