TW: death, suffocating, mentions of drinking, car crashes(?) and cursing (alot of cursing)
tell me if i missed any !!
hey i hate felix kranken
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Okay so, his wife left him cause he was an alcholic and said something that hurt her. Then, jack is like "pick up my kids pls" i mean, he couldve said "srry cant my wife left me" jack prob wouldve been fine with it. HE DIDNT THOUGH
so he go 2 pick them up and ig waits 4 them??? idk but STARTS FUCKING DRINKING WHEN THATS WHY HIS WIFE LEFT HIM AND HE KNOWS HE HAS TO DRIVE EDD AND MOLLY HOME LIKE BITCH, WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?????????
so he's driving them and they're like concerned but hes just like "im just dizzy ahaha" THEN CRASHES THE DAMN CAR
anyways hes still conscious and sees edd and molly unconscious and hes like "oh theyre dead" LIKE HUH??? IK YOU GOT DRUNK BUT YOU CAN STILL B U R Y THEM AFTER?? AND THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AFTER??? HE PROB COULDVE CHECKED THEIR PULSE AND B LIKE "oh shit theyre alive yay" AND EVEN IF HE DIDNT WHY DIDNT HE CALL FOR LIKE AN AMBULENCE?? (idrk how to spell it) SO HE BURIED THEM AND LEFT, THEY PROBABLY GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS AND STARTED SUFFOCATING WHICH IS SAD AS FUCK AAAAAAA
AND THEN HE FORGOT WHERE HE BURIED THEM.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME YOU BALDING CRUSTY ASS BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
sorry he makes me rlly angry >:[
