xxx-xxx-xxxx: dude why'd you do it you actually suck man idek if this is correct wtaf man i hate you so much.
111-111-1111: umm idk what i did but sorry i guess 😀
xxx-xxx-xxxx: fuck you man
xxx-xxx-xxxx: you know what you did
xxx-xxx-xxxx: when i get home i'm gonna fill your pillow cases with beans you literal scrotum
xxx-xxx-xxxx: I hope every day there will be a small stone in your left shoe. Every time you take it out, you will lose your phone. Every time you find it, you will step in a puddle. When you change your clothes, there will then be another stone in your shoe. May you live in an ever tightening spiral of incipient insanity, you stupid fuck
111-111-1111: that is a lot ummmmm, who is this again?
xxx-xxx-xxxx: it's y/n you asshole wtaf man
111-111-1111: yeah sorry idk a y/n, i think ya got the wrong number bro
xxx-xxx-xxxx: dude i swr if ur messing with me, imma swing
111-111-1111: not messing with you genuinely don't know a y/n
xxx-xxx-xxxx: wait omg im so sorry i got one of the numbers wrong, i thought this was my brother well shit 😃
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sugar mami
Fanfictiondude this is gonna be kinda bad, i am also still adding to it. i do add quite frequently just cause i haven't got anything better to do
