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*Private chat with Alice and Betty* (Names are Mom and Bett)
Mom: ELIZABETH COOPER!
Mom: ANSWER RIGHT THIS MINUTE!
Bett: Whattt Im with Juggieeeeee!
Mom: HOW CAN YOU DO THIS!? TO YOU FUTURE! YOUR GOING TO SENIOR YEAR! WHEN YOU GIVE BIRTH! WHO'S GOING TO WATCH THE CHILD!?
Bett: Hermione and Fp both have offered to help
Mom: HERMIONE LODGE!? FP JONES!?
Bett: Im sorry mom but Jughead and I are going to be parents whether you like it or not and Fp is Jughead's dad- He loves me as much as he loves Jughead. Hermione is like a second mom to me! She was there for Polly when YOU were going to bring her back to the sisters! She helped me when Jughead kissed Josie! Your the one not helping!  Hermione and Fp are!
Mom: Honey.. I want to help.
Bett: I dont need it mom. You threw me after for the farm crap- Now Im going to be a fucking mother and nothing you say will change my mind! Bye Alice (Smith) Cooper
Mom: Betty... Please
*Seen By Bett*

*In ships*
Shipper: Hey yalll!!
Idiot: Hey!
Ronnie: Hiii
Romeo: Supppp
Bombshell: Hello loserssss 
Topaz: Alohaaaa
Mantle: SUPPPP
Pussycat: Hiii
GayF: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Planttt: Heyy!
Kev: Where's my motha!?
Romeo: WHERE'S MY JULIET!??????
Bombshell: THERE CAN'T BE ROMEO WITHOUT JULIET!!!
Topaz: When did you EVER read or watch Romeo and Juliet!????
Juliet: Im.. Im right here..
Planttt: You ok?
Juliet: Just my fucking mother being Alice Cooper-
Ronnie: Does my mother have to put sense in her head again!?
Juliet: No.. Fp will do it-
Romeo: WHAT!?
Juliet: Fp was with me when my mom texted me. Reggie your literary with me- 
Mantle: I know but Jughead's dad doesnt like me-
Pussycat: Why not?
Mantle: Uhm... Welll....
GayF: He bullied Jughead back in freshman and sophomore year
Bombshell: I did too and Fp loves me!
Juliet: He only loves you because your my cousin-
Ronnie: He doesnt mind me-
Idiot: He loves me!
Shipper: Never met him properly- 
Planttt: Archie- He does not love you-
Idiot: ouchhhhhhh harsh plant!
Juliet: ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTTTTTT!
Romeo: Dang I banged her up!
Topaz: Keep the sexual tension awayyyyyy!
Romeo: Nah Topazzzzz
Idiot: Why cant I call him plant too?
Juliet: BECAUSE ONLY I, BETTY FUCKING COOPER CALLS HIM THAT! I MADE THE FUCKING NICKNAME YOU GHOUL!
Bombshell: Now thats my cousin!!!!
Ronnie: Thats my bestieeee!!!
Shipper: Thats my so not straight bestieeee!


(Sorry it's short)
Hope you liked it!
Uhm.. Alice- No. Stop.

Kevin- What you sayinggggg

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