sex havers
3 members
karl
important question
do you think chickens can
see their butts??
george
they have eyes on the sides
of their heads right
so theoretically yeah
quackity
OMG GUYS THE GIRL WHO
JUST SERVED ME IN CHIPOTLE
WAS SO PRETTY
karl
so then how do they know which
way is forward???
george
idk
maybe they think their butts are at
the front of their bodies
quackity
IDK HOW BUT SHE LOOKED SO
COOL IN THAT UGLY ASS UNIFORM
karl
so can they like
watch themselves poop
quackity
AND WE TALKED AND I KIND OF
CALLED HER CUTE AND SHE WAS SMILING
george
aren't their buttholes underneath
them tho
karl
ohh true
quackity
IS ANYONE FUCKING LISTENING TO ME
karl
nope
george
nope
what do u want
quackity
I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
IN A CHIPOTLE
we're eloping to peru tomorrow
and starting a family 🤭🤭
karl
YOU WHAT
george
why peru
go somewhere cool
like italy or something
karl
or the maldives!!
george
YESS
and all your little taco children
can drown when it sinks
quackity
whoa dude
is that racist 🤨🤨
george
NO DONT DO THIS
I MEANT BC YOU MET IN A
CHIPOTLE
hang on
didn't you only leave your house
less than an hour ago
how have you already managed
to fall in love
quackity
well
i didn't actually
you guys were just ignoring me
and i got annoyed
george
*annoying
karl
sooo who's the lucky lady
what's her name
quackity
uh
well
we can get to the finer
details later 😀😀
karl
BRUH
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU
DONT EVEN KNOW THIS
GIRLS NAME
quackity
NOT YETTT
BUT IM GONNA FIND OUT
SAME TIME NEXT WEEK WHEN
I GO BACK THERE
george
is chipotle the one that
gives you diarrhoea
karl
well it gives you girlfriends
too apparently
george
and simps
if you're a random female worker
on a friday at 11pm in mexico 🫡🫡
quackity
IM NOT A SIMP
karl
you can't declare your love for a
girl, threaten to marry her in peru
then stalk her work shifts
AND FOLLOW IT WITH "IM NOT
A SIMP"
YOU ARE READING
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