Son: Dad, do you believe in ghosts?
Dad: There is no such thing as ghosts.
Son: But our maid said theres ghosts....
Dad: PACK YOUR BAGS AND MEET ME AT THE CAR
Son: Why?
Dad: WE DONT HAVE A MAID!!!!!
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