Stupid things they've done and will never admit to

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*:.。. .。.:*XIAO*:.。. .。.:*

-He once tied to wear platform shoes to make him taller.

- It was night, no one was awake. He fell over the railings at Wangshu Inn.

*:.。. .。.:*ZHONGLI*:.。. .。.:*

-My guy right here walked through a wall once.

-He got scammed by a company for the first time and as I said he bumps into things a lot.

*:.。. .。.:*CHONGYUN*:.。. .。.:*

-He he was already high on spicy food but he jumped off a cliff and broke his leg because he wanted to kill an evil spirit lingering in the air.

-The spirit was a cloud.

*:.。. .。.:* CHILDE*:.。. .。.:*

-He was trying to sleep in a tree for some unknown reason and Scaramouche kicked the tree.

-Childe fell onto Signora and was almost murdered.

*:.。. .。.:*DILUC*:.。. .。.:*

-Somehow get tricked by Kaeya into drinking wine instead of grape juice.

-Set 3 buildings on fire, called Klee a terrorist, and passed out when he heard Donna simping over him.

*:.。. .。.:*KAEYA*:.。. .。.:*

-Drunkenly confessed to a tree once.

-He got rejected apparently.

*:.。. .。.:*ALBEDO*:.。. .。.:*

-One time he was doodling on his arm but he got caught up doing other things.

-Ended up leaving ink everywhere from the smudged ink on his arm.

*:.。. .。.:*VENTI*:.。. .。.:*

-He once heard the traveler call Paimon emergency food.

-He got drunk and then tried to rost her her like she was Stick Honey Roast.

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