b r e a d (Pico's school)

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Cyclops: "Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, bread on the floor, TOASTED-"

Pico: "Bro shut the fuck up. Listen i just need a baguette and a brioche."

Cyclops: "We don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread."

Pico: "What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out!"

Cyclops: "It's gluten free-"

Pico: "I don't care if its free-"

Cyclops: "Swear on ur fuckin' YEEZYS! If you wanna fight we gon fight!"

Pico: "U tryna be on WorldStar?"

Cyclops: "What you gonna record it?"

Pico: "Yea. I got my dollar store camera  O N"

Cassandra: "Whats the fuckin situaaaaatiooonn?"

Pico: " What the fuck do you want?"

Cassandra: "I'm the motherfuckin MANAGER-"

Pico: "At the bread store?"

Cassandra: " B R E A D-"

Pico: " Tell him to take, the motherfuckin gluten OUT THE BREAD-"

Cassandra: " Ima need you to shut that bullshit up Alucard."

Alucard: " We can't take shit out the bread."

Pico: "Why put it in in the first place? I know yall smokin that pack!"

Cyclops: "We have crackers, no gluten.-"

Pico: " FUCK CRACKERS-"

Cassandra: "It's gluten free!"

Hanzo: "You want the gluten or nah?"

Pico: "Hell no! You better take the gluten out that damn shit-"

Cassandra: " Look we've got whole wheat, gluten free."

Hanzo: "Texas toast, gluten free."

Alucard & Cyclops: "TORTILLAS-"

Pico:" Fuck all that! What, bitch ass country are yall from, WHERE THEY GOT THIS BULLSHIT AT?!"

Cassandra: " Florda-"

Pico: "I KNEW IT!"

Cyclops: "Look you can either take this yeast, or im callin' tha POLICE-"

Pico: " I'm goin' WEAST-"

Cassandra: "Nah dont call tha police i got a warrant"

Pico: "Honestly fuck yall. I ain't never seen someone actin' like this over no bread."

Cassandra: " what the fuck are you sayin'?"

Pico: "All i'm sayin' is fuck yalls bread. Fuck the gluten! AND FUCK THEM CRACKERS!"

Cyclops: " If the crackers don't have gluten."

Pico: " I'll take those."

Alucard: "Alright that's gonna be five-"

Pico: "NAH FUCK THAT I AINT PAYIN'"

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