Such a sussy baka!~ / Dave Mustaine oneshots

Toes! / Dave x Varg

One day Dave was walking down the street with his friend Varg when all of a sudden Varg kneeled down in front of him and said:
- Dave, lemme suck yo' sweaty toes.
When Varg said that he sounded very sensual and in lust.
Dave thought about this for a second and then answered:
- A-alright, Varg~..
This got Varg exited and he was already about to take Dave's shoes off when he got scared.
- Dave.. shouldn't we go inside for this..? Varg asked.
Dave got frustrated at Varg and he didn't hesitate to show it.
- NO, VARG. I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY TOES IN HERE, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE. TAKE OFF MY SHOES AND MY SOCKS AND GET TO WORK!! Dave demanded.
Varg got scared and he started to cry.
- WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKIN' PUSSY? Dave yelled.
Dave kicked Varg in the face and beat his ass like a real Mustaine would.
- Now i'll never see his stupid fucking ass again. Dave said with pride in his voice.