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What the fuck

You spent the night at Kates and stayed with her while she was babysitting.
~ring. Ring. Ring. Ring~
"Omg!" Kate said annoyed because she got woken up.
"Simon! I'm gonna kill you!!" Elizabeth said
"SHIT"
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Later
"Four in each bag" Kate told the girls she was babysitting
"If you finish in a hour. We'll let you watch 'My So-Called Life' with us"
The twin girls just smiled
"And uh, do not eat these." Kate told the girls
"These will make your little hearts stop, you'll choke to death on vomit and everyone will be so, so super sad. Got it?" You and told them
-Kate and you were walking into the living room and see Simon watching TV.
"Dude. I thought you were going to sort this" you had said
"Lights and darks, and watch for stray socks" Kate told him
"Remind me what's in it for me again" Simon replied
"No can do blood guy" you replied with a smirk on your face
"Fuck you Johnson"
"You wish you could fuck me"
He just looks on the floor and smiles
'What the fuck? Is what Kate said true?'
You go and sit down on the couch and see what he was watching. And as Simon slipped down his jacket.
"Your still wearing the clothes from last night?" Kate asked
"No shit. He is?" You ask getting up to look at him.
"Holy shit"
"Did you wear that to the grocery store?" Yall asked him
"I had to work a double shift and this was all I had in the car" He replied
"So yes. Yes I am"
As you were about to reply Kates pager started beeping
"That's disgusting. Your disgusting" she said as she walked away while you stayed with Simon
"If I were you. I'd take it off"
"So your saying you wanna see me shirtless?" He asked
"Yea-No! No! That's not what I'm saying-I-just-Shut up" You said walking into the kitchen Simon had walked in shirtless.
"Jesus! Put something on Simon!" You told him
"What? Make up your mind woman!" He told you
You saw Kate still on the phone
Then a window smashes
"What the fuck was that??"
Simon grabbed your hand
"Stay here"