black clover x reader one shots

" stupidity on it's finest" - Langris x reader

**Third Person POV**

**Flashback**

"Marry me!" a little girl suddenly blurted out, met only by silence. She repeated herself, but still, no one responded.

"I SAID, MARRY ME-" she shouted again, but before she could finish, a book flew and hit her on the head.

"THAT'S A WALL, YOU IDIOT!" Langris scolded her, his face flushed with embarrassment that this girl was his friend. The girl just laughed and said, "Well, sorry! Even walls would love me by now. Who wouldn't love Y/N L/N, the queen?" She flipped her hair and crossed her arms.

Now, you might wonder, what kind of sane person would propose to a wall? Obviously, only the one and only Y/N L/N from the L/N family could pull that off. But that's not the main point here.

Hearing her confident words, Langris looked away and teased, "Any boy who heard that would definitely say, 'Not me,' and I'd agree with them," he said mockingly, arms folded.

Shocked by his meanness, the girl huffed, "UGH, I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU FALL AND GET UGLY, YOU HANDSOME BI-" But before she could finish, another book hit her face, this time from someone else.

"Y/N, I don't think ladies should curse like that," Finral said as he approached.

"And that last part wasn't even close to an insult." As he got closer, he pulled Y/N away from Langris, who glared at him.

"TSK, what are you doing here?" Langris asked, still glaring at his older brother and eyeing Y/N, who was now being carried like a sack of potatoes.

"This is a library, and you two were pretty loud," Finral replied as Y/N struggled to escape his grip.

Meanwhile, Y/N, our "queen," managed to free herself from Finral's hold. She then pretended to kiss the wall, even pulling out a round chip that looked like a ring and saying, "Marry me," to the wall.

Of course, both boys noticed. Langris had an irk mark on his head, his face flushed, while Finral couldn't stop laughing.

"You wish that was you, huh?" Finral mumbled, causing Langris to snap and decide that he was going to end his dear older brother's life that day.

As Langris started throwing books at Finral, Y/N sat back and watched the chaos unfold, laughing and munching on popcorn.

"YOU STUPID, USELESS BROTHER!" Langris yelled, hurling five books at Finral.

"ONE TO TALK! YOU WERE LITERALLY WISHING YOU WERE A WALL JUST EARLIER!" Finral shot back, dodging the books.

"I DID NOT WISH TO BE A WALL!" Langris shouted, now grabbing a chair to throw at his brother.

"THEN WHAT? A CARRIAGE SHE CAN RIDE ON?!" Finral shouted back, blushing as he realized what he'd said.

There was a brief silence, broken only by the sound of Y/N chewing her popcorn.

"Die in hell!" Langris yelled, throwing a book at Finral, who quickly retaliated with a shout of, "NO, YOU!"

"When I said I agreed with the boys about not marrying anyone who confessed their love to a wall, I meant it! If you're going to confess, at least confess to *me*!" Langris shouted, not realizing what he'd just admitted.

The room fell silent for a minute, with Y/N standing there, popcorn spilling onto the floor. Then, she bolted out of the library and never returned.

**Flashback Ends**

Now, that same girl stood in front of the library, blushing-not just from the embarrassing memory but also because her childhood friend, Langris, had just reminded her of it.

"I freaking hate you," she muttered, covering her face with her hands.

"A lady shouldn't say bad words, and yes, I hate you too," Langris replied calmly.

"WHO ON EARTH ASSUMES THEY'LL GET A PROPOSAL? SHOULDN'T THE GUY BE THE ONE DOING THAT?" she retorted.

"Pfft, well, I'm glad you think so too."

There was a five-second silence.

"Langris, what are you doing?" Y/N asked as she uncovered her face, only to find Langris kneeling in front of her with an open box and a ring inside.

"Proposing? Or would you prefer that I propose to the wall instead?" he teased. Y/N responded by kicking him in the face.

"BE MY GUEST! THE WALL WOULD CHOOSE ME!" she snapped, flipping her hair.

"Honestly, I would too," he said with a chuckle. "But in all seriousness, Y/N L/N, my stubborn, cute, badass, and funny queen, will you marry me?" Langris Vaude asked sincerely.

"Marry my shoes instead-I mean, yes?" she replied with a playful, deadly smile, causing Langris to burst out laughing.

"PFT, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, I would, but the owner said yes," he chuckled, slipping the ring onto her finger before standing up and kissing her on the lips and cheek. And that was how Langris got a girlfriend before his brother.

When Finral heard about it later, he sulked in the corner, lamenting, "EVEN MY BROTHER HAS A GIRLFRIEND," without realizing his fiancée, Finesse, had heard him.

"That's because you have a wife," she replied, and that's how Finral ended up getting ignored by his fiancée.

**Note:** Sorry it's long, and yes, I haven't updated in a while. I'm writing this at 12:43 AM-my bad! 😭