Alexis

April Fools Blank

It was night as I tucked Alexis to bed.

"Mommy can you tell me a bedtime story?"

"Well I already have almost read all of your books. Oh how about I tell you about the craziest thing that ever happened to me at Hollywood Arts High on April Fools Day."

"Okay mommy."

Well it all started when I came to class.

"So the lowest level of the Global theater was reserved for "the groundlings" who were the lower class people who came to enjoy..."

"You guys! I'm sorry I'm late, but my mom slammed my hand in the car door!! April Fools."

"What are you five years old?"

"Really?"

"But...Today's April Fools Day!"

"We don't really care."

"April Fools Day is kind of you know, little kids..."

"That's how we all feel."

April Fools Day is not just for little kids.

Yeah, but remember this is Hollywood Arts High.

"But...this school is full of creative people!! I-I thought for sure April Fools Day would be a big deal here."

"WELL IT'S NOT! OKAY TORI?! SO JUST SHUT UP AND LET MR. BELDING TEACH!!

Who's he?

I think it's a teacher from a tv show.

"Thank you Zack..Now as Screech was saying, a world without pants is like a donut."

"Yes! Yes! YES!"

"Oh come on! No one here is into April Fools Day?"

Suddenly I get tackled on the floor, and my purse gets taken.

"Tori, I'm sorry Mr. Belding took your purse."

"And no, we don't celebrate April fools day here."

"Now, who else has a question? Andre."

Mommy, why is Mr. Cuckoohead feeding a goat that is wearing a hat?

Maybe he likes goats in hats.

"I have a front loading washing machine and lately, I've noticed that my washer isn't draining properly, and it leaves my clothes both wet and damp. Uh, what should I do?"

"Robbie, what's the answer?"

"First, rotate the drum by hand and check for any scraping of the outer tub. Then move the open end of the whirly-doink up and down while moving the pump rod in a circular motion, while making sure that there's less than one quarter-inch of movement..."

Did he just float away?

Yes he did.

"So, at Hollywood arts, everybody just ignores the fact."

"Yeah, we ignore it."

"Wait. Did you say you wanted a face full of trumpet?"

"What do you mean by a face full of-"

Before I could finish my question Cat blew a trumpet at my face and I fell out of my seat as Drake put me back on my seat and took off.

"Wait, was that the bell?" Then the bell rang. "Oh. There's the bell."

After he said that he exploded.

He exploded!? What happened to his drinking shells?

Oh the coconuts they fell on the floor.