A Book Of UnderTale Oneshots But It's mostly Sans suffering

Not as Bad As I Thought You Were On Crack

Not As Bad As I thought You Were is one of the first ever fanfictions I ever wrote, currently on my Quotev. Enjoy

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Y/n: I abused, have the worst cliché life. Fake toxic friend and horrible parents ahhh life sucks kill me

Saskia: Yeah frick you too

Y/n: now I run

Kelsey: B*tch let's go to monster protest bc I hate monsters for for a good reason

Y/n: K, totes not gonna stand up for myself for once

Y/n: I have no idea there's a creepy skeleton watching meh

Sans: That arsehole looks cute, but she's at a monster protest! I clearly cannot see that she doesn't want to be there bc I is a dumb skele

Y/n: New neighbors are the skeles. But why tho? Prob plot convivence lololol

Y/n: I jump off roof of building bc I suicidal-except I very cringe suicidal bc young J didn't know what depression waz

Papyrus: Human you almost died

Y/n: My soul looks messed up af

Papyrus: K, try not to fall

Y/n: I have more intentions to fall later

Sans: Y you help poor monster hater

Papyrus: No judge before you know bish

Y/n: I go to park bc nobody bother me there

Y/n: I watch children like creep, kinda like that dude with a bag

Y/n: Hol' up he approach children

Frisk: We here bc we thought other playground waz full

Mk: K

Strange dude: Git in bag

Y/n: No u

*Gets beat up*

Toriel: Git lost bish

Y/n: help I'm heccing dying

Toriel: K

Frisk: U in suck condition

Y/n in mind: Frick you too kid

Y/n: Okie I go home now

Y/n: Shiz where am I?

Y/n: I a lazy slob, I cut bc I suck

Y/n: I sleep now

Y/n: I wish to work at good resteraunt. Haha no I work at run down store alone bc everyone else lazy af

*Snas walks in*

Y/n in mind: Crap it that skele that keeps judgin meh

Snas: Gimme batteries

Y/n: K, btw I'm that monster hater and this is a monter free store but Idgaf

Rando: I rob u after skele left

Y/n: K

Rando: Also I steal ur first kiss

Y/n: F you too

Lady next day: Btw store burnt down for plot and u still git mons for no reason lol

Y/n: K

Papyrus: You look worse than snas. Here party invite go brrrrr

Y/n: I has been invited to random kids b-day party, totes make sense lol

Y/n: I broke so Frisky can has a poster, time to make myself look normal now haha