Cracks In my friendship

Dumbass

" What the hell do people talk about on dates?it seems like it's just two guys shoving their tongue's down each others throats "

" How would I'm not a dating expert Gojo, I've been single all my life "

" Look man all I'm saying is I'm clearly boyfriend material itadori."

" Who's the one asking me for relationship advice? "

" Ok? I'm still the pretty boy"

" Look I'll admit it, you're kinda cute but you have an ugly personality "

" don't hit me with Your cliche bullshit "

" I'm just saying, your entire personality is not giving a shit about anybody but yourself "

" Hey it's not nice to call people narcissists! "

" maybe if you just tried to be more intimate with your dates that you be happy"

" are you sure you know what you're talking about?"

" quite being an ass I'm trying to help you gojo!"

" Ok, sheesh I was making sure seeing as we've both been single all our lives"

"Gojo I don't think even a psychiatrist can fix how mentally deranged you are. I think you need to set your priorities straight."

"Ouch maybe you're not a good relationship teacher!"

"Google it then since you can't seem to trust my advice"

"I think I'm gonna head home, I can feel myself getting sleepy"

"Gojo wait!"

***DOOR SLAMS***