mikan nurses and more shit happens

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mikan was currently at the hospital nursing when someone unexpected came in. It was Miu Iruma! miu had a hive of active bees and was about to throw them at mikan but then tenko came in "STOP, IN THE NAME OF FEMALES" she said. "Cease your assault at once!" said sonia, coming in out of god knows where with kazuichi following. "NEVER!" shouted Miu running around the room with the beehive 

And then keebo came out of the beehive

well, 5 of him did

miu cloned him

fuyuhiko came behind the door and said, "hey mikan, do you have the thing for my ey- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?" "i'm happening, that's what!" miu yelled and mikan started crying tenko immediately started consoling her fuyuhiko was about to pull out his gun whenmonokuma came in. he was wearing something... unusual
a bikini!

"aren't I sexy?" asked monokuma. Nagito ran into the hospital imitating the loss meme before running off after being told nobody called sans undertale exists. and then sonia had a heart attack and died and soda tried to have sex with the corpse, which awakened something in mikan

"what the fuck?" said fuyuhiko. hajime then proceeded to piss in the pool which could be heard from the hospital "where's Ibuki" suddenly asked miu who hadn't seen her in a while. "oh it's fine. ibuki is just hanging with kaede" Said tsumugi, just have ran in. meanwhile, both kaede and ibuki were hanging from a noose. the situation was heading down the drain when suddenly! what's this? a knight in shining armour? no even better it's the gentleman gonta! coming in the save the bees! "I'm hot, don't you agree, Mr. Lonely ass bitch who's gf is dead" 

and then keebo blew up the hospital, killing everyone inside. himiko, who was somewhat there said "I hate my life." 

"Why is the hospital gone" asked shuichi, who was with tsumugi
himiko claimed her magic made the hospital dissapeared. however, nobody believed her, except tenko

then suddenly, komaru came in except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. those boobs summoned haiji towa. what happens next? toko shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. monokuma then executed haiji. and everyone lived happily ever after. except fuyuhiko and hiyoko. Their waifus are dead. "We do a little trolling" said monokuma at the funeral of everyone who died so far. then nagito died from an unknown disease after drinking the sea water

himiko preformed some magic that helped fuyuhiko and hiyoko...

...fall in love with each other.

fuyuhiko and hiyoko got married. miu was the flower girl and...
Mikan fucking died.

Then makoto woke up and decided to go to the bathroom to forget that weird ass dream he just had. However, in the bathroom... was a dead sayaka. A body has been discovered

Ay oh a bitch dead

makoto then passed out

monokuma with a Bikini™️ appeared

Then suddenly, makoto saw something written in the walls. It said... 1041. "The fuck is this supposed to mean" he asked kyoko. kyoko then said, "Nothing." kyoko then disintegrated turning into a swarm of wasps. suddenly the text in the wall changed to ɐɯƃᴉ˥. yasuhiro then bursts into the bathroom, shouting "LIGMA BALLS!" "we're all going to die. can I hold your hand until then?" tenko then said "HOW LEWD! YOU WANT TO HOLD A GIRL'S HAND?" then suddenly his neck got cut. SuDdEnLy.... racist frogs. and so the racist frogs killed everyone.

the end

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