Veteran:Bro I'm sick of hear mr cheese loud ass moaning everyday
Player:Same
Veteran:Like how long have these two been at it?
Player:3hours now
Veteran:bro wtf-
Player:TheGentleman's stamina is like 10-11 rounds.I'm not sure how he does that.I can only go like 1-3 rounds without passing out tbh.
Veteran:ok first of all what?!Second ,your weak.And last,How did you get this information?
Player:I actually don't know but they been at it for three hou-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKK~"
Veteran:That's it I'm going in there!
Player:Veteran I swear to the inner sloth gods...If you go in there-
Veteran:And I'm taking you as my human shield!Because there is no way in hell that I'm gonna be traumatized for as long as I live.
Player:BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PRECIOUS EYES-
Veteran:NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR EYES PLAYER.
Player:AAAAA-
-later-
Veteran:Alright we are here.Now before we do this,Do you want some bleach?
Player:Actually..Yes since I will need it anyways.
Veteran:Alright.So I'm gonna barge this door open.And whatever you do don't say a word.
Player:Ok..
-door opens-
Veteran:ALRIGHT HORNY ASS GAYS!ITS TIME TO ST-
Player:AAAAAAAAAAAAA VETERAN RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Veteran & player:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-when they got back-
Veteran:FUCK!NOW IM HORNY!
Player:SAM-Wait what?
Veteran:AND NOW I WANT A FOURSOME!
Player:VETERAN WE ARE NOT GOING BACK!
Veteran:YES.WE.ARE.
-veteran drags player back to place-
Player:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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