𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 -Steve Rogers【𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄-𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍】

𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓

THE AVENGERS:

(2000's) Irina Shayk

As

Ekaterina / Russian Roulette

"I'm sure Bambi's mother is mounted on a nice brick wall with neat wallpaper in a fine home somewhere in the world."

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Chris Evans

As

Steve Rogers / Captain America

"I just told her she can't sleep with a knife under her pillow!"

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Scarlett Johansson

As

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

"You need to stop pretending you don't know me when someone says 'Natasha', you rug rat."

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Robert Downey Jr.

As

Tony Stark / Iron Man

"Wait- so you're telling me Coulson came back to life and didn't turn into a zombie? What a waste of resurrection."

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Mark Ruffalo

As

Bruce Banner / Hulk

"You guys end up almost signing divorce papers when we play monopoly so forgive me if I want to put some distance."

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Chris Hemsworth

As

Thor Odinson / Thor

"You are an evil genius, Lady White, next time I want to hurt someone, you are the first person I would ask to help me."

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Jeremy Renner

As

Clint Barton / Hawkeye

"I did not get fat. It is called a one pack."

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THE FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN ACTUALLY TOLERATE:

Ashley Johnson

As

Bethany McCanaan / Beth

"I vacuumed my husband!"