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Ash: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Ash and Eiji, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Shorter: Our turn, Sing! One, two, three- vanilla!
Sing, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Ash: *Screams*
Shorter: *Screams louder*
Eiji: Should we do something?!
Sing, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Ash: *Gently taps table*
Yut-Lung: *Taps back*
Sing: What are they doing?
Blanca: Morse code.
Ash: *Aggressively taps table*
Yut-Lung: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Ash: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nattos.
Eiji: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Shorter mistaking nattos for nachos : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Sing: Then tomorrow is nachos lucky day.

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Ash, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Eiji, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Shorter, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Skipper, trembling: What are we playing

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Ash: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Eiji: Is it me, Ash?
Ash: No, it's not you.
Sing: Is it me, Ash?
Ash: It's not you either.
Lao: Is it me, Ash?
Ash:
Ash, mockingly: Is IT mE Ash?

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