1. Argue all day long
2. Blow up a god's mansion
3. Come up with crazy ideas that always work no matter what mortals say
4. Say 'I love maths' about fifty times an hour (And that's only if I'm lucky, usually she says it every two seconds)
5. Write crazy insane books
6. Annoy people
7. Discuss things so thoroughly that people are astounded (We do this a lot)
8. Demand godly sacrifices (feel free to place a virtual sacrifice in the comments) (Magicia: *sighing, shakes head* "I have a feeling she's going to be disappointed")
9. Sing in class (which drives our classmates mental)
10. Do maths all day (Magicia: I NEVER DO THIS!!!!)
11. Invent machines which Magicia always break (Magicia: Hey, I don't always break them, you know!)
12. Write strange stories together
13. Fail to high-five properly
14. MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSS :D (Magicia: In your dreams little Sage, in your dreams)
15. Wonder about what the universe is made up of (According to Metty, maths)
16. Come up with new immortal conspiracy theories (This is more fun than you realise)
17. Forget to do stuff that is important
18. Listen to songs about 80,000 times in a row.
19. Ask our teachers impossible questions/questions they don't know the answers to
20. Tease each other-CUTE LITTLE WITCH!!!! (Magicia: *death glare* watch it, little sage....)
21. Poke each other on Facebook-we're up to around 110, last I checked.
22. ALGEBRA!!!!! (Magicia: No, just no)
23. Annoy other immortals via our guardians (Cough cough Quicksilver cough)
24. Run out of aura constantly because I do magic too much
25. Ignore each other
26. Bicker about who gets the Rights For Calculus (I was SO ripped off by you, Newton-Hexopia!!!!) *facepalm* Metallica, no one cares about Leibniz... (Metallucia: That's EXACTLY my point!)
27. Wonder about what we did when we were kids
28. Attempt to control Chalice, Isabella and Mira (My twin sister, and the other Shadow Sages)
29. Do random crazy stuff everyone else thinks is insane (Magicia: *Falls off chair*)
30. Pick up little dots from a piece of paper with tweezers (this is literally what the class was doing in science this week)
31. GIANT FLAMING HAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hint hint, Magicia) (METALLICA, NO!)(MAGICIA, YES!) (METALLICA TITANIA SILVERIA, NO WAY IN LUCIFER'S NAME AM I LETTING YOU NEAR ONE OF THOSE!!!)
32. Write this list
33. Have virtual battles on Facebook
34. Rant about how I'm so old-fashioned, I don't understand things like swearing or text talk, yada yada yada... (Magicia: "I'm American so I use a lot of.... let's say, different language, and because she's Little Miss England over here she doesn't like my choice of words") (There's a problem with being "Little Miss England"?) (Magicia: *facepalms* Just because you're the High Patron of England, the UK and have influence over the goddamn Commonwealth does NOT mean you're the queen of the world) (I never said I was the queen of the world!)
35. Rant about people (this is something we both agree on. I'm talking about people in general here)
36. GEOMETRY!!!!! (Both Euclidean and non-Euclidean) Magicia: *facepalms*
37. Paint the walls pink (IDEK people, I'm bored)
38. Try NOT to set the walls on fire anyway, even though Metty thinks they'd look much better charred black (would you like me to make your walls toasty black, burning coal black, massive-inferno-has-been-through-here black or just plain old charred black, Magicia?) (Magicia: This is what society has come to....) (that's MY line, Magicia!!!!)
39. Talk to our guardians (HEY, EUROTRASH!) (INSOLENT DEMON!!!!)
40. Almost have heart attack because demons are f'ing annoying and play tricks on you while you're away from reality
41. Watch Attack on Titan and other awesome animes~~~
42. Fangirl
43. Guard the mortals, because as a half blood that is my job (Metty: Please can I whack the mortals with a hammer? Me: NO!)
44. Push the dog away from the complicated mess of computer, phone, printer & power supply cords & only end up in her tangling them into a humongous mess
45. Learn other languages: Metty: French, mathematics, Braille, radio communication alphabet. Me: French, Italian, German, Japanese, Latin & Ancient Greek, because my dad is the god of languages and that makes me better at them than Metty XD
46. (Wow, we're almost there, Met) Chase chickens around the place
47. Pat ferrets
48. Hunt
49. Make rainbows appear on the carpet due to potions gone wrong
50. Be the Sages we were meant to be and fight the world's evil
Sooooo people we're done XD -Magicia & Metallica
OH NO WE'RE NOT!!! Not by a long shot!
51. Drive Magicia mad by going past 50 on this list
52. Give each other really long (and probably expensive) phone calls
53. Wonder what Magicia's place of power is
54. Mess up rooms, beds, Mount Olympus, dad's forge, Magicia's magic lab, Ares's mansion etc....
55. Reminisce about the good old days when Queen Vic (a good friend of mine) was alive
56 STATISTICS!!!!!!!
OK, So here'a a footnote;
Magicia: METALLICA TITANIA SILVERIA GODDESS OF GOD KNOWS WHAT!!!!!
Metallica: *feigning innocence* What?
Magicia: WE BLEW UP ARES'S MANSION AGAIN. ABBEY AND ARES ARE GOING TO KILL US!!!!
Metallica: .......maths
Magicia: *throws hands up in frustration* You can deal with this, I give up...
Metallica: Magicia?
Magicia: Yes?.....
Metallica: Maths is wonderful.
Magicia: *storms out*
Metallica: ......What did I do?
So here's another footnote...
I OBJECT TO THE PREVIOUS FOOTNOTE!!!!!)
(Metallucia Silveria, if this ever happened again we'd be dead meat, you know that. Lucifer, Abbey and the others would have our heads....) :)
YOU ARE READING
Random Sages
RandomThis is a story for our crazy random Sagely moments that we will jot down as a sort of scrapbook, I suppose. Also for random stuff we come up with/write down so don't be surprised what you see in here
